Midnight Pals: Stupid Sexy Frankenstein (Patreon)

Guillermo del Toro: submitted for the approval of the midnight society, i call this the tale of frankenstein del Toro: but del Toro: this frankenstein is a little different Bram Stoker: yes we know, guillermo, this frankenstein is hot del Toro: del Toro: oh del Toro: i've mentioned this before?

Stoker: i'm so tired of all these hot, hot frankensteins Stoker: first kenneth branagh, now this Stoker: it's like, god, everyone's gotta do their stupid sexy frankenstein Stoker: it's just dumb Stoker: who wants to look at a hot guy anyway Mary Shelley: jesus fucking christ shut up bram

Shelley: FINALLY, someone understands my vision! King: and what's your vision, mary? Shelley: that frankenstein is super fuckable King: the doctor or the monster? Shelley: why not both? del Toro: yeah, why not both?

del Toro: ok so the thing about dr frankenstein is that he's super hot Shelley: yeah yeah that's good del Toro: so is the monster Shelley: hell yeah Barker: what about igor? Shelley: YOU FUCKING SHUT UP CLIVE Barker: ha ha ha Shelley: I'M DONE WITH YOUR IGOR SHIT

del Toro: well, we could put a sexy igor in it Shelley: we're not doing any fucking igor shit Shelley: he's not in the fucking book del Toro: ah but neither is this fucked up angel Shelley: are you putting in a fucked up angel del Toro: i love a fucked up angel Shelley: yeah i'll allow this

del Toro: the thing is frankenstein had a hard childhood del Toro: he doesn't have a nice dad like ian holm del Toro: he has a stern disapproving dad like... like... Shelley: like charles dance? del Toro: yes! del Toro: its gotta be charles dance

del Toro: see the thing about frankenstein is del Toro: he got his name del Toro: from his father King: Poe: Koontz: Lovecraft: Barker: Barker: yeah that's how it usually works Shelley: don't interrupt the man Shelley: I WILL stab you

del Toro: and here's the thing about this sexy dr frankenstein del Toro: he sucks del Toro: he's no blorbo Shelley: what del Toro: now the monster del Toro: he's my blorbo Shelley: what? no! Shelley: that's not it at all!

del Toro: see, dr frankenstein is actually just recreating the cycle of abuse from his own distant father Shelley: what?? fuckin hell Shelley: that's not right! Shelley: he's a sexy bad boy! Shelley: he's based on my gay asshole boyfriend byron Lord Byron [tossing hair]: that's right, he is

del Toro: don't worry del Toro: i'm going to acknowledge byron with a big quote at the end Shelley: Shelley: why del Toro: because, you know del Toro: he's del Toro: um del Toro: i mean it kinda fits? Shelley: Shelley: put my fuckin quote at the end Shelley: i wrote the fucking thing!

del Toro: at the end, the monster is all "dr frankenstein, i forgive you for the cycle of abuse" del Toro: and dr frankenstein is all "i feel validated by that" del Toro: and the monster is all "i feel seen by your validation" del Toro: "together, let us live and laugh and love... as a family!"