Midnight Pals: Glinner's Game (Patreon)

[mysterious circle of robed figures]JK Rowling: hello childrenRowling: i want you all to say hello to graham linehanRowling: he'ss jussst a normal manGraham Linehan: [wearing tin foil hat] trans free masons run the country!

Rowling: yess yess i know i wass ignoring graham for a long timeRowling: i thought that hiss unhinged behavior and general repellentnessss might make all us terfss look badRowling: but i think the general sstate of gender critical thought hass finally caught up to himRowling: welcome back to the fold, graham!

Rowling: i am hereby placing my endorssment upon graham linehanRowling: i'm pretty confident that he'ss not going to do anything wildly embarrassssing

Linehan: trans people are always doing perverted things like trying to pee in bathroomsLinehan: not normal things like using AI to write psycho-sexual gedank experiment sissy humiliation kink games focused on their junkLinehan: that reminds me, want to see a game i'm working on?

Linehan: well, i'm not really working on itLinehan: i got the AI to make itLinehan: the creative genius behind such luminous Britcoms as Father Ted, Black Books and The IT Crowd doesn't have time to write gamesLinehan: i'm much too busy sleeping in my racing car bed

Linehan: ok so what if there were 5 blind lesbian RPG adventurersLinehan: they're out on an adventure, killing dragonsLinehan: but one of their number is actually a lesbian trollRowling: so the other lessbiansss are, like, halflingsss and elvesss or whatever?Linehan: what?

Linehan: how would they know which one is the troll?Rowling: well, i asssume their remaining sssensess mussst be pretty ssharpRowling: if they're out killing dragonss and allLinehan: whatLinehan: no see you don't think of an answerLinehan: i asked the AI to think of an answerRowling:Rowling: not much of a game, isss it?

Linehan: no no you don't understand!Linehan: when i say "lesbian troll" that's code for trans womanLinehan: you know, the only thing that i think aboutLinehan: kinda thought we were on the same wavelength on this one

Linehan: i also asked the AI to devise a punishment for the trollLinehan: like what if they forced me to be their maid and dressed me in a frilly little costume orRowling: forced you?Linehan: i mean forced the troll! the troll!

Linehan: haha just a slip of the tongueLinehan: ha haRowling:Linehan: the trans made me misspeakLinehan: the fucking trans!!

JK Rowling: is this a fetish thingGraham Linehan: oh no no no no noLinehan: of course notLinehan: i also instructed the AI that the punishment should NOT give the troll a big, hard, throbbing erectionRowling: oh good!