Midnight Pals: More Elon Racism (Patreon)

King: submitted for the approval of the midnight society, i call this the tale of Elon Musk [rising from bushes]: eyyyy stephano king Musk: dida you know da pure aryan race issa gonna be outbred by da mongrel jews anna saracens? King: Barker: Koontz: Poe: Lovecraft: Lovecraft: let's hear him out

Musk: mama mia we musts protect da precious bodily fluids offa da white race or we gonna be overrun by da nikklenaks anna da boofnoggins King: i King: what Lovecraft: no no he's right Lovecraft: this makes perfect sense to me Musk: da jibbojammers lust forra our pure white women Lovecraft: exactly!

Lovecraft: you know, he makes a good point Barker: funny you would say that August Derleth: EXCUSE ME Barker: oh here we go Derleth: EXCUSE ME Derleth: I FEEL IT MUST BE REMEMBERED Derleth: HOWARD IS ONLY AS RACIST AS THE AVERAGE MAN OF HIS TIME

King: i have to say, i'm almost impressed by elon's new old timey racism King: i mean, some of these slurs haven't been said in a hundred years King: it takes some real effort to dig these up Musk: didda you know da asiatic haffa da sideways vagine King: Musk: mama mia!

Musk: mama mia da anglo-irish-scot culture offa america, now datsa spicy meataball! [chef's kiss] Joyce carol Oates: [rolling up sleeves] well well well Oates: looks like someone's come back for a second helping Oates: of pain

Mary Shelley: sup fuckers Barker: i think joyce carol oates is about to kill elon Barker: you want in on this, mary? Shelley: naw she's got this

Oates: so you're the richest man in the world huh Musk: si Oates: and yet Oates: [unsheathing skiomi-zue] Mary Shelley: oh shit here it comes

Oates: and yet you know less about history than a used wad of toilet paper stuck to a dirty bathroom floor Mortal kombat announcer: FATALITY Musk: eyyy you can't talk to me lika dat! Musk: my momma says ima cool Mortal Kombat announcer: BABALITY

Lovecraft: i don't understand Lovecraft: we're both racist yet Lovecraft: he's the richest man in the world and i have to skip lunch to buy a postage stamp Lovecraft: what does he have that i don't? Lovecraft: Lovecraft: obviously there is a conspiracy of the boofnoggins to blame