Zach London: you know that sinking feeling that you get when you click on a youtube video that looks cool but then you realize it's AI slop made by an unfeeling machine?London: what if you could also get that feeling in a movie theater?London: gentlemen i give you gossip goblin

London: we're making a fully AI horror movie!Poe:Barker:King:Koontz:Lovecraft:Barker: fuck ha haBarker: this fuckin sucksPoe: clivePoe: no never mindPoe: this does suck

Barker: this is shit, manBarker: real badMary Shelley: sup fuckersBarker: they're making an AI horror movieShelley: ned ludd was right all alongShelley: we shoulda broken that fuckin loom when we had the chance

London: look, there's no reason to be afraid of AI moviesLondon: in fact, you need to watch them!!London: Because they're here to stay whether you like it or not!!!London: in fact, that's our film's tagline

London: see our demographic research indicates that what people really want to see in a movie is uncanny lifeless humunculi that mock humanity by their very existenceLondon: and they want them filmed without a coherent light sourceLondon: this is the market that gossip goblin has evolved to meet

London: gossip goblin is the totally AI-generated horror movie studio that will revolutionize filmLondon: finally, movies made without actors, writers, directors or pesky artisans of all kindsLondon: we're also thinking of replacing the audience

London: thinking maybe we'll just show it to another AI that simulates how an audience would reactAI Audience: Wow! This is great! More slop please!London: well, that seems pretty straight forward!London: how convenient that it wants me to do what i was going to do anyway!London: the future is now!

London: that's rightLondon: i invite you to imagine a future where art is not made by man but by machine!Poe: yeah that's been imaginedPoe: many timesPoe: by many peopleKing: yeah, it always turns out bad!London: yeah wellLondon: it'll be different irl

Frank Herbert: I've told you 100 timesHerbert: if only you'd listened to me about having a butlerian jihad and also finding the guiding light of islam, then maybe none of this would have happenedKing: wait how is islam related to this?Herbert: inshallah

London: you don't like it? that's okLondon: i got a million scamsLondon: how about this one?London: [rearranging cups] try and follow the ball! win a dollar!L Ron Hubbard: eyy scram, kid! beat it! this is my corner!