Midnight Pals: Cosmic Boobs (Patreon)

Mary SanGiovanni: so me and edward lee have been collaborating on some cosmic horrorClive Barker: are there tits in itSanGiovanni: "are there tits in it"SanGiovanni: what a question!

Edward Lee: no bro it's not just about boobs this timeEdward Lee: i don't JUST write about boobs you know broLee: i gotLee: likeLee: layersMary SanGiovanni: but just to be clearSanGiovanni: there will be SOME boobs right?

Edward Lee: i don't just write splatterpunk goreMary SanGiovanni: yeah there's boobs tooLee: naw broLee: i meanLee: i have hidden depths broSanGiovanni:Edward Lee: bro

Lee: everyone just wants to read stories about gore and boobsLee: but maybeLee: maybe I'm about more than that broSanGiovanni:Lee: have you considered that maybe i have the soul of a poet bro?

Lee: maybe instead of boobsLee: we'll have likeLee: some real subtle creeping cosmic dreadLee: how about that, bro?SanGiovanni:SanGiovanni: but for real we're gonna put boobs in it too right?

Edward Lee: ok fine broLee: we'll put some boobs in itClive Barker: boy she really twisted your arm there huhLee: shut up broBarker: ah ha ha

Edward Lee: ok bro we'll put some boobs inLee: but they gotta beLee: likeLee: real cosmic horror boobsMary SanGiovanni: how are we gonna do thatSanGiovanni: put some eyeballs on them?Percy Shelley: [faints]Mary Shelley: hahaMary Shelley: ahahaha