Midnight Pals: Doll House (Patreon)

Mary San Giovanni: it’s time for the model doll house expoBrian Keene: ixnay on the odel doll house expo mayThomas Ligotti: I want to hear more about this expo SanGiovanni: well, they have doll houses from all over the worldLigotti: hmSanGiovanni: some of the latest models have as many as TWO floorsLigotti: hmSanGiovanni: and can accommodate mixed families of dolls, action figures, and sylvanian bunniesLigotti: hm Edward Lee: haha mary’s making you go to the model doll house expo broLee: you’re so whipped broKeene: I’m only going to the model doll house expo because I want toLee: [pantomiming whip] wee-kew! Wee-kew!Keene: stop that Lee: ooo look at brianLee: gonna go to the model doll house expoLee: see all the latest model doll house designsLee: maybe gonna buy a model dollhouseLee: to put dolls in itLee:Lee: bro actually I think I’m selling myself on thisKing: yeah this sounds bossKoontz: let’s all go!

Ellen Datlow: welcome to bi-mon doll house extravaganzaDatlow: wow we got a big turn-out this timeDatlow: I see we have some questionsEdward Lee: yeah broLee: do any of the dolls got nipplesDatlow:Datlow: are there any good questions Datlow: any other questions?Ligotti: do any of your dolls represent the horror of confronting your own Jungian shadow made fleshDatlow:Datlow: actually all dolls do thatLigotti: do any of your dolls represent the sucking void of existential ennui Ligotti: and theDatlow: ah wellDatlow: that’s a very good questionClive Barker: excuse me ellen I hate to interruptBarker: but that is not a good questionLigotti: I just want to knowBarker: Thomas stop wasting the good woman’s timeBarker: also do you have any of those dolls that can pee

Ellen Datlow: so we call this model the “wisteria dream”SanGiovanni: wow neat!Keene: hm yesSanGiovanni: you’ve been awful quietSanGiovanni: you’re not just thinking about anthrax are youKeene: no of course notKeene: [thinking] anthrax