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we might need a new car (Patreon)

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2024-04-09 20:16:32
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2026-06
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you've been telling me that your car has been making a funny sound all week. i finally got a chance to look at it today and the prognosis isn't great. we may have to start looking at a new car for you sooner than later.

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kayla

Cars are too expensive. It would be cheaper to somehow sprout wings and fly.

silvs

mf don’t tell me you’re good with cars too

Heather

Oh no, the 2001 Honda Civic with a different colored hood has finally bit the dust 😢

silvs

I wish teleportation existed 🥲

Aiza🩷🌸

Perfect timing because I’m literally due to be buying my own car very soon🤞🏼🚘❤️

Aiza🩷🌸

K is Barbie. He can do everything. Barbie anything is possible 💗🪩

thekatekeeper

As someone who’s car is currently making funny noises, if you turn the music up loud enough you don’t hear said noises 🤷‍♀️

Andrea C

I miss my mamas ol 2001 red civic. Good car

Kickis

We need a BMW X5 with a dark blue exterior and a congac interior. Ifykyk. 😎

Lilo

Let's start a list of K's beefs. 1. Delta 2. Uber/Lyft 3. One part of South Carolina

Destiny

Just had to sneak those glasses in there didn’t ya? Thank you 💕 But how did you know my car was having problems 😩 I don’t want a new one, I love her.

aleia r

YOUR TIMING LMAO. not even joking, my trunk lock is faulty and it finally broke on sunday. so i’m currently driving with duct tape on my trunk to keep it closed ♥️

Amelia

Cars break down so easily these days😭

rhi rhi

lmao my old lancer, the speedometer and the fuel needle would never work 🤣 so i wouldn’t know anything this audio made me think of that time

Kitten 🐈‍⬛

Had to take off your glasses didn't you...😘And what do you think I do for a living. I'll take a new to me car....but passenger princess sounds more my style.

ashley

one time my car beeped so loud for like 30 seconds and i was like wtf but kept driving and called my dad…he met me in the driveway and was like did you not know you had a flat tire? 😡 turns out i drove over a nail and that’s why my car was beeping 🤷🏻‍♀️

ashley

the worst is when my dad asks me what the sound is and i have to make the car noises 🙆🏻‍♀️😂

ashley

remember when costco wouldn’t just replace the one tire and made me buy four!!! 😪

Destiny

I’m sorry sir, I only know used cars. What is this nonsense about buying a brand new car?

Kickis

I mean after Legion Reesa Teesa could use a bit of K. 😂

Lani

I love my Chevy if something happened to her I would be so sad…. I mean there’s a whole ass scratch on it but it was my doing so that’s my bad

Kalilea🖤

Girl your car is amazing I love it

lexoxle

cut the cameras😀 i’m buying a new car in a week

Rose

If it’s the transmission… ooooof. Thats an expensive fix. Its gonna hurt lol

Rose

I vote Honda. They’re zombies lol

Rose

Cheaper to get a new car than an older car with constant problems.

Rose

Omg duuuude, mechanic K would be 🫦 Mechanic audio when 👀 I wanna hear the sfx of those tools 🧰

Marie

Deadass lol. Congrats!!!🎉🍾

Anna

Any other truck girlies in the crowd? I mostly drive our 3-row SUV (because kids) but refuse to give up my 2010 F150 😅 So many memories in that truck. I dread the day she gives up ghost 😭

Destiny

Yes Rose!! 👏🏼

Rose

Hearing a Mechanic Shop and hearing those tools clinking is music to my ears lol. Mostly because I grew up with a father who’s a Mechanic.

Len

I was today years old when I found out about Holden Guess I'm not a car person😭

renee💌

Slice of life, you will always be everything to me as a tag😭🫶🏾

Lyn

I've been trying to listen to this audio since this morning, but I guess Patreon said no because I still don't have my driving license 🙄

Destiny

You need to check out Turo instead of ride shares.

silvs

May as well get a brand new car lmao

Kickis

I just saw a meme that very much resonates with this audio: "Relationships should be 50/50. I teach him skincare and he tells me why my car makes that noise". 😂😎❤️

cafogartyart

"I don't have 'ohl' on my hands" lol

sophie hope

It was an Australian car brand but they stopped making them a few years ago

Marie

Lmao my sister's 4runner hasn't had a working fuel gauge since she bought it like 5 years ago, and I've had to bring her gas multiple times 😂 she keeps saying she calculated it, and should have still had way more gas but she's never learned