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spoons lead to forks (Patreon)

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2024-06-01 06:47:11
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lazy afternoons are the best. neither of us have to do anything at all. we can just lay around and have our hands all over each other. i don't see how this could lead to trouble. 

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AmyE

That was an impressively close time prediction.

Rose

Dd/lg 🫠☺️

WatchTheStars

"It was innocent." I couldn't help laughing. This man's a menace!

Aiza🩷🌸

I guessed 8am for me, so we’re both right.

Aiza🩷🌸

Thanks for the DDlg K🙌🏼💗

silvs

siri play afternoon delight (also we’re getting a part two riiiiiiiight? 👀)

Ka ◡̈

You know what KFC says, It’s finger-lickin good 💀

Aiza🩷🌸

I’m a huge sucker for hands under our shirt🫶🏼 “Alright, watch me”🙌🏼 “What do you want me to do about it?” 6:35 - 6:58 (I got distracted) 11:16 - 14:10 (13:04 lil souvenir) [ 12:09 12:18 ] 12:00 “I got you” 11:34 “it’s not a want, it’s a fucking need” 15:02 - 15:15 my favourite part🩷 “It’s yours” “I guarantee it”

renee💌

Welp, I guess I have ANOTHER new favorite audio🙌

Rose

💀

Aiza🩷🌸

This one ATE! I love it so much. The “princess” and “good girl”🩷🙌🏼

L

Bro I- 😳

Kickis

The line "This dick belongs to you" does thing to me. 😏🥰👌

Kickis

I would really love if K told us what the nickname Princess means to him in an audio. Like when he explained what "It's my job to take care of you" means to him. This might just be my brain chemistry or more specifically how I was raised but being called a princess was and still is not a compliment. It's a way to call out lazy, ungreatful or spoilt behaviour. So everytime he says it I get these really conflicting feelings - like I know he means it in a loving way but I've only ever heard it or preceived it as a bad word. And I would love a defintion to try and make it a good word ... if that makes sense? 😂🙈🥺

whitney smedley

What you mean ???? This is a whole ass three course meal ??? lol. I get the song reference… js

Aiza🩷🌸

My nickname my whole life has been princess, I love it so much 🥹🩷 it’s so sweet and has my heart. That’s what my family calls me, so I love hearing it in audios👑💞 I completely understand on the name princess being perceived as a negative instead of a positive.

silvs

HAHAHA im glad im not the only one who listens to oldies on here

Kickis

Aw, I love that! 🥹❤️ I grew up in a loving but a no nonsense household and if my mom called me princess I knew that I'd fucked up. She'd be like "My little princess, do you think this is a hotel? No, go clean your room". 😂

Julia

One thing K is gonna do- instigate and then say you started it 🙄

ashley

my parents call me princesa or única hija when they mean it and princess when they’re poking fun. being called a princess tells me people know i expect a certain standard of treatment because of how i was raised, but i do see how that can be seen negatively and brat-like.

Julia

Yeah it all depends on tone. Like “princess” in a warning tone obviously you’re being a lil brat on thin ice. Then there’s “princess” in a sweet endearing way, implying love and care and wanting to spoil you. ♡

Kickis

First of all: I love that we can have a discussion about how a word means different things to different people and different cultures. I find it so fascinating. 😃 Second of all: This might just be a swedish thing, because I've mentioned it to some of my close friends and they have the same negative reaction to princess, or prinsessa as we say, as I do. For me personally the word has a complicated meaning because as I said my parents used it to discipline me. So being called a prinsessa was never a good thing. But I'm trying to relearn that and I appriciate all of you sharing your interpretations. ❤️

Kickis

Hahaha, I love this! 😂❤️

Kickis

In Sweden we have this code of conduct that's called Jantelagen (the Law of Jante) that says that no individual is special and if you act like you are special you fucked up. Basically be humble and don't act like your shit don't stink - cause it does. And when my parents thought I wasn't acting right their version of evoking the Law of Jante was calling me a prinsessa. 😂😅🇸🇪

Kickis

You're too sweet! 🥹❤️ When I was 19-20 yo I practically lived in Berlin so Germany will always have a special place in my heart. 🥰 And yes, we take this shit seriously. There's this Stephen Colbert interview with Alexander Skarsgård from 2018 where he talks about it. Colbert is like "Congrats you won an Emmy! You must be so proud?" and he goes "Thank you but no. I'm Swedish and we don't do that". 😂

Kickis

I love your honesty! 😂 Berlin is the complete opposite from Stockholm but when you're 20 and all you want to do is smoke cigarettes and get fucked up in weird techno clubs it's perfect. 😅😁💃 So lovely to hear that you've had a great time over here. Well, put it like this: If I was to start a family I wouldn't want to do it anywhere else than Sweden but the winters fucking are brutal. 🥶 And yes, we do have our fair share of handsome men like the Skarsgårds and Peter Stormare. 😏

Sassypants

I feel the same, “princess” has the same negative associations for me as someone bratty & spoiled (& not in a fun DDlg way). Because like you, that’s how the word was used around me growing up. I don’t mind it in audios because it’s always said lovingly as a term of endearment, & it seems to be common in DDlg to use it. But other nicknames like Sweetheart always land better with me, again I think because of my associations with it.

Sassypants

Agree about “this dick belongs to you” line. I’m also a fan of “emotional support dick” 😍

Sassypants

@julia yes tone is so important. 🥰

Kickis

You always get me, Sass. 🥰❤️ Yeah, I do understand his intentions with the word but if he ever explained to us in an audio what he means when he says it I would love it. Like when he says it how does he want us to feel? Because the two of us have that disconnect with the word it gets ... confusing. Like what we should feel versus what we actually feel.

Kickis

Can we talk about the handsy boob action too? Fucking LOVED it. 😍

Sassypants

Any tit action I am 100% here for 🔥

Sassypants

Yes this would be an interesting ramble audio ❤️

Kickis

If he ever does it in a GTKK @ me so I can listen to it, please. 😇❤️

Samantha

I don't understand how this random dude on the internet knows EXACTLY what is in my brain. 😊 Most of the time I couldn't have put it into words, but then BAM - there it is.

Aiza🩷🌸

Getting on top of you more while we spoon and you putting your hand under our head. Also, us resting our head against your shoulder 🙌🏼💞 it’s everything🫶🏼

lia

oh wow 😳

Sassypants

Yeah it’s slightly unnerving isn’t it 😂

brinny

that line killed me

brinny

i love the “you’re too sensitive, let’s take a break” type of aftercare we’ve been getting recently 🫶🏼🫶🏼

MB

That one was juiicccyyy I loved it

Anna

Omg I’m so happy to have come across this comment thread because I feel the same about “princess” . It’s totally cute in audios because K obviously says and means it in a loving way, and obviously the girl in this case likes being called princess. But to me it’s always had a negative connotation and is equivalent to being called spoiled, entitled, whiny, lazy, etc. Aside from maybe being a cutesy nickname for a little child, I’ve never heard it used lovingly or as a term of endearment before hearing K say it. 😅 It’s fascinating how words can have such different meanings to different people, in different parts of the world, etc

A girl has no name

K: "I fucking wan- I 𝒏𝒆𝒆𝒅 you to make a mess for me" Me: 💦

Kickis

And I'm really happy to hear that I'm not the only one in this community that feels or thinks like this! 🥹❤️ Because everytime I post a comment like this I feel like such a party pooper or get scared that I'm going to get hate. But I'm learning that there's always someone out there who feels the same way. And I also think it's important to have civil and respectful discussions like this - being open how certain themes or elements in these types of audios makes us feel because that makes us understand eachother better. We also give K an opportunity to understand us better.

Sassypants

Yes Anna! 100% 😊 this may be generalizing, but I feel like this is part of the beauty of DDlg, that it can help to heal old wounds & change negative associations into positives. It gives you back that safe space.

Aiza🩷🌸

Help, I’m still at the restaurant 🧍🏻‍♀️

Caelum

The kiss sounds?? you’re wicked for that!!!

sonji

k, you’re mean in this one :(

Samantha

I adore this one. I come back to it all the time. ❤️