shave or not to shave (Patreon)

i wake up on the first of november, feeling the scruff on my face and realizing i haven't trimmed my beard in weeks. technically, it’s still early enough for a quick shave before no shave november truly begins. i figure the first day should come with a grace period, so i grab the electric razor and head to the bathroom. just as i’m about to start, i hear footsteps and see you rush in with that look in your eyes. i can already tell it’s going to be a long month, but your playful determination makes it impossible to argue. so, to shave or not to shave? i think we both know the answer.