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you are standing in the bathroom, leaning against the counter, watching as i finally take a razor to the beard i have not touched since october. you stopped me from shaving on november first, but now it has grown far too wild, and i cannot take it anymore. as i work through the mess, i glance at you and promise not to shave it completely, knowing how much you like it. trust me, it will look so much better once i am done, and you will see just how worth it this was. the way you keep sneaking glances at me, though, makes it clear you are enjoying this just as much as i am.

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Aiza🩷🌸

TWO IN ONE DAY🫶🏼 Thank you for spoiling us K <3

nako niko

just fell to my knees omf

Leo

Oh you’re spoiling us today 🫶

Destiny

That’s right….You better not shave the whole beard off……respectfully. 😅

Gabby💗

it’s the AUDACITY for me

Kacie

Omg the beard! Can’t believe we won’t have a Santa beard for Christmas 😂

Lani

🧔🏾=👨🏾‍🦲(lmao he’s face bald…I’m sorry yall I just got off a full shift this was funny to me )

maia

actually, i didn't hear him say a single word - must've been the quiet bms we've been wanting... i refuse to listen to him shaving his beard off... and if we don't listen, it didn't happen 🙂‍↕️ he speaks🗣️ 0:00-1:09 1:33-4:09 5:44-5:52 6:31-7:25 8:25-8:41 10:09-10:11 11:01-11:15 11:51-12:14 12:44-12:50 14:54-16:03 17:07-17:15 18:51-end redeeming mentions: none. only that he said it grows back, and the thank you bubba @ 21:50...😒 (🥺) "it doesn't matter if you approve of this or not, bc it's happening" the disrespect... 0/10 would not recommend

Kay Jay - Celestial Aquamarine 🔮🌙🌌🪐✨️☪️

However, in real life I bet that shit is going to feel so good to be gone, to be freshened up and much shorter. 😁🥳 Enjoy K!😘 *mentally picture a random super satisfying or funny freedom meme or gif of your choosing here, that's what I'd be posting if I could do that. 😉🤪😎

Kalilea🖤

AHAHAHA GIRL I SEE THIS WHILE LEAVING WORK🤣🤣🤣

Lani

Look work was tough today this made me crack uppppp

Chloe

🫂R.I.P to the thigh tickles...

Kitten 🐈‍⬛

Why did I immediately turn into the Darth Vader meme when the notification popped up? Nooooooooo

cafogartyart

Ok but 3k subscriber before and after reveal!?

Destiny

I cannot unsee this in my brain now 😂😂😂

Avie.

Idk if it’s just me but I think the razor sound is a bit high 😣

Lani

I really wish we had gifs cause I would just use the SpongeBob meme “bald bald bald!! MY EYES” 😭

Gabby💗

It never happened. I refuse to believe it

Kitten 🐈‍⬛

I'm not enjoying it one bit. **Brat foot stomp**

Lyn

God 😭 little egg K 🥚🥚

maia

jimcarreylalala.gif

Lani

K looking like caillou fr✋🏻✋🏻🤣

colleen

Umm actually, I think you mean Kaillou 🤓☝️

Lani

You right we gotta honor the K language in this household 🙌🏻

Kitten 🐈‍⬛

I don't wanna listen.. I'm going full brat mode...this Kitten is not happy.

unholy babygirl (or anya forger)

Oh, I’m intentionally skipping this one 🙅🏼‍♀️ No way I’m listening to this crime of an audio.

•°•° [K]°•°•

" This is where I say not in my BLOODY WATCH , this is not going to happen to me" Because why ? 😭

Destiny

Read the room man…..no one is enjoying this 😒😭

thekatekeeper

I like when we all collectively drag him for something he’s done 😂

Kitten 🐈‍⬛

Going back to listen to happier times during no shave November....we even got him to break and we still lost the santa beard.. 🥺😿

Carrie

Me running to the comments before hitting play to see if my heart can handle this audio! Not our beard!!! 😭😭 Deep Breath hits play....

Rose

Laniiii 🖐🏼🤣 not Caillou 😭

Destiny

It just keeps getting better 🤣🤣🤣 Kaillou has me cackling

Kitten 🐈‍⬛

Kithaniel....this is a heinous crime against all of us. Go sit in the corner and think about what you've done.

Aiza🩷🌸

I was listening to this as I was going to sleep and then you spoke suddenly and omg the fright I got, I quite literally sat up😔😅

kam

She’s bald… she’s bald and torturing people who have hair 💔

madeline ⋆˙⟡

yeah i knew the comments were going to be in shambles 😂

Destiny

Komplete Khaos 😂 he knows what he’s doing 😤 The man cannot be trusted with a razor.🪒

unholy babygirl (or anya forger)

There is a GIF on discord of a black man with curly hair crying in the shower. That’s how I envisage K when he knows he did us dirty 👀😌🤣

cafogartyart

If you listen carefully you can hear the sound of everyone weeping in the background

Kalilea🖤

No redeeming factors and a 0/10 would not recommend now that cracked me up🤣🤣🤣🤣

Kalilea🖤

NOT CAILLOUUUUUU GIRLLL🤣🤣🤣🤣

Kalilea🖤

Ahahah Kaillou almost be looking like my name🤣🤣🤣 had to double take 🤣

Lani

I was like I’m surprise Kali hasn’t messaged me about this comment lmaooooo🤣

Gabby💗

STOPPP NOT CAILLOU🤣🤣

Kalilea🖤

Hahhaha patreon hates me rn ok, I am getting 0 notifications imma throw the app atp

Kickis

Okay but the beard combing gave me crazy ASMR tingles. 🫠✨👌

Alana

Thank you for your service ma'am 💖

grey !

oh im in SHAMBLES

renee💌

I thought I'd be okay but the sound of the razor being turned on actually ripped a piece of my soul out😭

Ss

The beard audio is really good. It's a good point to be aware of her and not cut all the beards. I'm going to listen to your other beard audio. I'll wait for you again. 🩷

N

Wait a minute… Kithaniel?

MB

As someone who shaves their head every 2 weeks 👩🏾‍🦲 I’m not upset, I’m waiting my turn so I can use the mirror!

Sassypants

My brat side wants to stomp my lil feet, but as a perfectionist, out of control wild beards give me the ick. So I’m gonna concede with this one 😂 You’re welcome K 😆

Sassypants

Shaving without glasses is diabolical

Rose

Didn’t expect me hearing you shave that Santa Klaus beard to be so relaxing. Even you fidgeting with the electric razor at the 14:52 mark was so nice. • 0:50 -1,000/ 10 ✋🏼Sir, We definitely did not approve that sass.

Gee

Why do I feel that the “by my side” videos are usually not based on a pre-conceived situation or idea but these are you actually doing the things realtime and recording alongside. Feel super real!

Sassypants

I feel like this is the case yes. He definitely decided to shave & just hit record

Kickis

100% and that's what I love about them, they're just mundane everyday moments that he shares with us. And that's also what I hate about being single, missing that person to do mundane everyday life with. 🥺

Gee

I feel you :)

Fab

I genuinely forgot what i was listening to so when i heard his voice i jumped 😂😂😂

Angelqiqi

We need more beard scratches pretty pleaseeee🥺