distracting you during class (Patreon)

i thought class finished an hour ago, but clearly i was wrong. i came looking for you, expecting to find you free, but instead i find you mid-lecture, headphones in, webcam on, locked into a zoom call that looks like actual hell. the muting, unmuting, trying to sound like you care about whatever discussion is happening while clearly hating every second of it. you look miserable. and seeing as you love coming to my rescue when i’m stuck in that same chair, i figure it’s only fair i return the favor. i get on my knees, crawl under the desk, and make myself useful. try to stay composed, yeah? professor seems to be calling on you a lot tonight. don’t want to get caught doing something you definitely shouldn’t be doing.

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