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i’m laying in bed, playing a game, when i feel you collapse onto the mattress beside me with that dramatic sigh. i know you, something’s wrong. i immediately ask, and sure enough, you’re putting off taking a shower. not because you don’t want to do it. but because you feel like it’s gonna take more energy then you feel like spending right now. it feels like work, and you’re exhausted after a whole day full of it. i understand completely sweetheart. so i offer to join you, thinking maybe that’ll help, maybe that’ll give you a little motivation. but you just look at me, seeing right through it, like you always do. still, i’m getting up, i’m going, and it’s happening. with or without you but i’d much rather it be with you.

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Destiny

Not me being shocked it’s not a NSFW 🫣😬😅😂

Ally

no way. I actually think of this concept so often

Lani

Once again got scared because of the notification cause my first thought is always “who’s texting me that”😭😭😭 then I realized oh it’s just good old Patreon 🤣

Pame🌜

SHOWERING AUDIOS YES SIR 🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️😫

Lani

Also DDLG TAG FOR THE WIN (will listen later 😌)

Aiza🩷🌸

Hello flirting and tease tag, I love when it’s a sfw audio!!! Finding shower motivation after a long day of work is so real😭❤️

Aiza🩷🌸

I love how real your audios are K, it’s real issues. So authentic <3

Destiny

OMG Lani….I had the same thought 🤣🤣🤣 like, who has the audacity to ask me that? 🤣

Lani

Like Destiny I’m straight up in my pjs playing iPad games like I was just fully shocked 😭🤣🧍🏻‍♀️🤨like who is that 🤣🤣

Jess

Anybody besides me think we might be getting a NSFW shower audio soon? lol

Kalilea🖤

Ooooooooo hold up the way I just refreshed to this heheheh

Ss

It takes about an hour to take a shower, so it always consumes a lot of energy. This audio is a very good suggestion for me. I always listen to K's night routine and skin care audio when I come out after taking a shower. Me:Yes🛀

Pame🌜

If there's a nsfw shower audio soon, I'm still wondering how the whole shower head concept actually works, I'm not gonna lie. I hope it has something with it for educational purposes 🧐👀!!

Bed_full_of_Crumbs

But why am I procrastinating taking a shower as I read this? 😅

Jess

I mean he doesn't do it ALL the time but its not uncommon for K to start something as a SFW audio that leads into a part 2 that is a NSFW. I can think of two recently where thats happened. The birthday audios and the coming over because of a nightmare audios. (Yes I spend waaaay too much time listening to his audios but I don't care its my happy safe place)

Bed_full_of_Crumbs

It takes me like an hour, too! I always feel bad compared to the people who can shower in like 15 minutes! I don't know how they do that!

Rose

“wanna shower with me?” and take my second shower of the day? not in this economy 🙅🏻‍♀️

Khelisie Salvatore

At this point we should just say fk it all because from 1 day to another we don't know if we'll even HAVE an economy... So live while you can.

Rose

the longest i take to shower is about a good 20 minutes. sometimes 25. if i’m on a time crunch then 15 minutes or less give or take. i also just get anxiety of the water waste. so there’s that too.

Khelisie Salvatore

You're not alone! I'm more disappointed than shocked, tbh. I don't mind the SFW stuff but for a title like that I'd expect at MINIMUM KNSFW. I know it would be asking for alot to asking for an SFW version and then the same thing just extended into the NSFW part for us really dirty people like me 😋

Lilo

Also, I always like the little booty smacks.

Ss

I think you're right. Thank you for your comment. I'll think more about wasting water from now on. 🌎❤️‍🩹

🩷

did we get an extra audio? or do i not understand the calendar correctly?😶

maia

i didn't see the notifications, but checked my email when i woke up... tell me WHY the apple intelligence thing summarized it to "wanna shower with me? offering maia to shower; declined but appreciated the offer", and the other kaudio from today was "i just wanted to check on you. checking on maia who has been feverish for two days" 💀 for a second i was like "why tf would he dm me that?!" ✋🏻🤨

Lani

The summary was perfect 🤣🤣🤣

S

is this a re-upload? i swear i listened to this audio like 2 days ago

maia

maybe you listened to 'everything shower motivation'!!

Kay Jay - Celestial Aquamarine 🔮🌙🌌🪐✨️☪️

I can only imagine the amount of wholesome and dirty shenanigans that’ll happen by showering together. 😇😈🤣🚿🛁🛀🧼🧼 That’d be really nice right now to distract me from feeling stressed, sad and upset about things I have no control over. 😔😮‍💨🥺😭😢

maia

i think on the calendar are the kaudios that for sure will come out every month following the same/similar schedule - like the nsfws, cutie series (bms, gttk), tv and movie nights. the other kaudios he posts (sfws mostly) are 'extra', and can be posted on random days too - like this week thursday had nothing on the calendar but we got two!🫶🏻

🩷

ohh i see i see! thank you Maia🥰

Shakila Begum

If i had such a thoughtful, sweet, loving, always-think-of-satisfying-me-first husband, i’d nvr think twice of showering with him… 😍😍😍😍💜❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

Aiza🩷🌸

This is so beautiful and cute, I love this relationship where it’s uplifting for each other, gentle, caring, snuggly. Thank you K <3

Kickis

I have to do an everything shower tonight and this audio is my motivation. 😩💪🛀

Rose

you got this!! mother nature is visiting and woke up with a wee bit of cramps. so i barely had the motivation to shower once i woke up but we managed to do it anyway. 10 points for gryffindor (even though i’m a ravenclaw)

Kickis

I did it - the K18ing, the exfoliating, the shaving, the waxing, the plucking, the moisturising and even the brow colouring. Look at us adulting and all! 💪

Kickis

And we honestly need a post everything shower comfort audio. Cause I'm exhausted. 😂

Carrie

I don't know what is so hard to understand we do want to shower, but yes we want to shower with you, there is a difference. Girl Logic is always right 🤣💕

Sassypants

Just reading that made me tired 😴

Sassypants

K throws in extra audios a lot. What is on the calendar is kinda his minimum. He treats us very well ❤️

Sassypants

They’re always my fave 😍

cafogartyart

Instead of taking a shower I fell asleep. K’s voice is magic

Shadow

The way I literally lol’d at your explanation! 😂 but also very true

Gabby💗

Going to do a nice everything shower tomorrow morning🔥

L

This made me kinda need a shower together audio, trying to be good until clean and hair washed and then giving in to what they both really want to do…. Loved this audio k 🫶🏼

L

Exactlyyyyyy

maia

good luck, but also... wanna play (fortnite) with me?

maia

coolcool

morgan 🤍

a part two of this would be nice🥹

morgan 🤍

maybe a sfw one with some slight teasing but nsfw would be good too!!

Sassypants

I’ve always wondered what the difference is between lite DDlg & DDlg. Like the former is just a light ✨sprinkle✨?

bev

yesss sfw would be lovely<3 washing each others hair, sharing products, chatting about our day. then maybe nsfw after the shower 🤭

Aiza🩷🌸

I would love a sfw version. I absolutely love NSFW, but I do love sfw wholesome, slice of life content, he’s always so sweet and loving🥺❤️

Aiza🩷🌸

I absolutely love this, can we also get more sfw DDlg audios please? Thank you <3

Aiza🩷🌸

Thank you🤩 I have been absolutely obsessed with that audio since he posted it❤️ Hopefully we see the return of surfer K this summer☀️🏄🏽

unholy babygirl (or anya forger)

I’d love that! It’s definitely in my top audios as well, the vibes are impeccable 😮‍💨☀️🏄🏾‍♂️

Aiza🩷🌸

I’m literally about to go in for my shower and now I’m so tired I want a quick nap first. Figured I’d come here and get some motivation 🫶🏼