fuck taxes (sfx) (Patreon)

it’s tax season, and i know it’s been weighing on you. you’ve been stressed about it for weeks, so i decided to take care of it for you. all of it. you don’t need to thank me. i love taking care of you, and i’ll do it in any way i can. when you walk into the office and realize it’s all handled, the look on your face says everything. you’re overjoyed, and before i know it, you’re in my lap, trying to think of all the ways to say thank you. the longer you stay there, the more your lips find mine, and it seems like you’ve definitely thought of at least one way to show it.

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