shaving day (Patreon)

you heard me reaching into a drawer in the bathroom and knew exactly what i was reaching for. it’s shocking how fast you appear when you know i’m even considering shaving my beard. i know you hate it when i shave, but when i actually do, you end up liking it, so this is really just about you hating change more than anything else. give it literally two to four weeks and it'll be right back to this state again, i promise. i grab your hips and pull you onto the counter in a last-ditch effort to sway you to my side and let me at least trim it a bit.