baby, it's time to sleep (Patreon)

it’s just a little after three in the morning when i feel someone’s hand tickling my face. after a few seconds i shoot awake and realize it’s only you. for some unknown reason you’ve decided that sleep simply wasn’t for you tonight. and if it’s not for you, then it certainly isn’t for me. little do you know that despite your intentions, you are going to bed right now, missy. waking me up was basically a one way ticket straight back to sleep. night night, sweetheart, it’s bedtime.