most important meal of the day (sfx) (Patreon)

some mornings it feels impossible to wake up. maybe i had a hard time going to sleep, maybe i’m just feeling lazy first thing in the morning. usually i’m not the culprit when it comes to staying in bed late. today, though, i very much am. you aren’t having any of it, even though it’s our day off. you want me up so we can actually have a full day together. i, of course, just want five more minutes. you, though, have ways of getting me up, nothing makes me move like a meal first thing in the morning.

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