the voicemail (Patreon)

long distance sucks. i haven't decided which part is worse between the physical distance and the time difference. usually you call me right after work but the time has come and went so i call you seeing if you finally are free from your occupation. it goes to voicemail after way too many rings, clearly you aren't free yet. you always complain that i never leave a voicemail when you miss my calls so let me fix that today. i'm curious how long your voicemail will let me record for.