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stay in bed and let me take care of you (Patreon)

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2022-04-11 17:41:03
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baby, you still have a fever, there is no chance that i'm gonna let you try to get anything other than sleep done today. you need to relax and take it easy. 

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Aiza🩷🌸

You calling us cutie pie 🥹🫶🏼

Marie

Ok but this actually literally just happened to me and it was such ass. 💀 I had a cold for like 2.5 weeks and got my period the first week. Then on the third week me sister gave me COVID. 😭 And this all happened while I was moving and it hit full force like two days before New Year's Eve (when our lease was up and we had to pack everything and finish moving) Oh my god though, the way I was dying. 👹😂

Aiza🩷🌸

This is me right now. I’ve got a flu, a really sore throat, AND I’m on my period😩 It sucks. Your love and care is much appreciated ❤️

juneau

the way i have listened to this 15 billion times this weekend

Elise

I love this one but i always find it so funny that knight argues with the listener to Please Drink Water like its a chore, when personally im a water addict and ALWAYS has a tall cup of ice water with me at all times lol its just so funny to me 😂💕 giiirl drink the water, its actually really delicious and refreshing, itll be worth it lol🤍

Alivia’s Life

i don’t speak too much about it on platforms like this but … i hope you didn’t just jinx me💀. k, bc if so… it’s me n you 🤺😭 update: just a scare, we’re good lol

moonx ☾

"You can use me as a pillow all day long...you can come lay on me" 🥺 so cute, so precious. Me during the whole audio: 🥺🥰 this audio reminded me that days ago I was sick and I'm still dealing with things I had to postpone 🥴

Eliza

This one hits different

Bed_full_of_Crumbs

Omg, I swear by my Neti pot. I've been using one since I was in elementary school. They are magical. You do have to make sure the water is clean, though. An easy way is just to boil the water and then let it cool. My gummy vitamins legit taste like candy, and every day I have to use my big girl willpower to stop myself from eating the whole bottle and overdosing. 😅 Also, I just need to let you know that since I started listening to your channel, I've stopped taking ibuprofen on an empty stomach, so you're out here changing lives. Thanks, K!

Stefennie

Knight,if you were actually sick during this audio,I hope your staying hydrated and getting enough sleep.get well soon. If you weren't sick during this audio,you do sick perfectly.you also make a great doctor to the person your speaking to.cramps suck,and I thankfully don't have that issue for a couple weeks but I have been sick with them before and it fricken is not nice.so bring on the smorgasbord of remedies,cuddles,movies and cute nicknames(cutie pie🥰),put our work aside and kick this in the butt..gentle dominate style.:)10 out of 10 fuzzies.love the caregiving audios.🥰🥰🥰🥰

Ari

Damn, this would've been perfect for the weekend i had 🥴

Sassypants

Being on your period while sick is horrible. Had that twice & once while experiencing Covid vaccine side effects 😫. It’s like, c’mon body, pick one! I loved the “you can always come lay on me.” It’s the most comforting spot 🥰

Sassypants

Also I read the description as “you still have baby fever.” Thinking damn, K’s really going all in on the pregnancy/parenting audios at the moment 😂

Mei_127

Don't order me around... It's bad for my daddy issues syndrome.

Ashh

Sickies + period= 😑😭 Neti pots are legit lifesavers, I can confirm. ✋🏼 Or.. just saline nasal spray to make things a bit easier. Fr, artificial cherry or grape flavored anything is gross. And that Mary Poppins reference; I'm so proud :')

Cassafrass207

Honey lozenges are the best out of all options. Orange is terrible. Loooove that you quoted Mary Poppins- it's my favorite movie of all time 💛

Andrea C

Idk how I missed this audio 😭 Anywhose I canNOT do cherry flavored meds. Not necessarily allergic, but the taste and smell is so revolting to me that I can't keep it down. Immediately comes back up.

Rose

I don’t have the illnesses, but I too have cramps and a splitting headache, right out of nowhere 😫😩 I almost made it home… tomorrow morning…. I really thought I broke the curse of going through this bullshit every single time I visit my friends. So close. So fucking close…. 🥺😭 I really don’t want to have to drive for an hour feeling like this tomorrow… 🥺😭

Rose

Oh god, more Netipot talk 🤭 I’m so curious too tbh… maybe I’ll try it and let you know how it goes 🤭

Rose

“I’m glad I’m a good pillow. 😊 No, I am genuinely glad! That, like, that makes me really happy. I wish you’d use me all the time as your pillow. 🤭 I would, I wouldn’t stop you, you could use me as a pillow all day long. 🤭❤️😊 Yeah, I mean sometimes you might be [laughs] in weird positions, but yeah you can, no matter what state you find me in you can come lay on me. You always can. 🥰 [Softly] Of course you can baby. 🥺❤️😊” Me, crying, because physical touch is my love language, and I *ache* for this…. I *always* have a strong desire to be held, in some way or another. I *never* tire of it, it just… makes my soul happy…. 🥺❤️🥰 I’ve never met anyone who wanted cuddles the way I just do… 🥺❤️ I would give almost ANYTHING for a relationship like that…. 🥺❤️😭😭😭 Between pain and hormones, I cannot handle these feelings right now 🥺😭

Rose

In the middle of listening to this one again and you post a new one with a similar premise 😮🤭🤭🤭❤️

Rose

I could never swallow pills as a kid either! 😮😓🥺 I’m sooo glad I mastered it eventually! Liquid meds are sooooo gross! 😓

Rose

Being sick and being on your period is just horrific 🥺😓 I’m soooooo grateful my Covid symptoms abated before my cramps hit full-force 🥺😭

Rose

There is one silver lining to periods though - when your boobs get bigger 🤭😄🤭

Rose

It’s honestly sooooo off putting for me when the listener is “bratty” in the sick audios 😓 I would give anything to love someone so sweet and so wonderful that they would go out of their way to make sure I’m taken care of… 🥺❤️ I can’t imagine actually being lucky enough to be with someone like this, and being so ungrateful as to actually fight against it… 😒🧐🤨 That doesn’t resonate with me at all as a person, but especially as a girlfriend, I could *never* act like that. 😓 I would *melt* and be like “thank you love 🥺❤️ you’re the best, and I’m so fucking lucky to have you!! 🥺❤️😭❤️”

Rose

So… I just tried one of those Netipot things cause I’m a little stuffy. I am gifting you my unfiltered review🤭 To be read in an infomercial announcement voice: *clears throat* ✨Ever wonder what drowning feels like, but find your curiosity hampered by the un-enticing promise of death afterwards? Well, you can wonder no more! For the low price of, idk, like $30?🤔 and a few torturous moments, you too can assault your nostrils, violate your sinuses, and question every life choice you’ve ever made up until this moment! ✨ Oh, and you might be able to breathe a little better afterwards. 🤷‍♀️ Idk. *End announcer voice* At this point I’m still spitting out the solution every few minutes, and I am, both literally and figuratively, a little salty 😂 Imma use it a few more times and let you know if it’s worth it. 😂

Rose

Update: it’s been over an hour and I CAN BREATHE!!! 😱 THERE’S SO MUCH AIR O.O My mind is blown, omg. For weeks I was too scared to try it, and now I’m like…. “Damn I should have done this ages ago!” 100% worth it! I’m gonna use it for a week and see how much better it feels! I can breeeeeeeeeathe!! 😄🥰