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waking you up from your procrastination nap (Patreon)

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2024-02-27 22:49:42
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2026-06
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you told me to wake you up after an hour and unfortunately an hour has come and gone. it's time to wake up baby. i know no part of you wants to do this but i know that you can. 

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Ally

is this my sign to get out of bed?

grey !

🧍‍♀️call me out why dont ya

Aiza🩷🌸

K, you always know exactly when to post the audios at the exact right time. I’ve literally woken up from my procrastination nap😅❤️ Thank you K <3

morgan 🤍

i was just looking for something to listen to whilst (instead of) doing college work…how perfect

grey !

having just awoken from my procrastination nap. man

ashley

literally just got under the blankets for my after work dissociation nap 🙄

Antoinette

Not me about to study but got the notification so I come listen instead 😅

Kiera Kennedy

Ok but what about a play time audio

Destiny

What does it say about me if I can see this being a daily listen? 😅 Thank God for coffee 🙌🏼 Thank you K. Even though I feel like you called me out a little too much, I need the motivation.

Lani

Now this feels like a call out K 🗣️

Sassypants

This…feels targeted 🥴

gina

petition to say bubba in every audio bc it’s just *chef’s kiss

Summer J

Are you watching me??? Cuz how do you know I just woke up from a nap?? He’s for real psychic

Kalilea🖤

This feels like a call out 🤣🤣🤣 my procrastination naps is when I fall asleep in my computer chair 🤣🤣

silvs

oh just kill me already with the lil please and lil hi around the 3 minute mark 🫠

ashley

i rolled over to close my eyes and then i heard the notification 😪

Destiny

The hi does things to me every time.

silvs

guuuuurl you n me both 🫣

ChiChip

Sirrr are you spying on me???? Not me getting my weighted blanket today and having a “little” test nap that turned to be 2h long 🫣🫣🫣

Hailey

Where was this 7 months ago??😭When I was still in grad school, I took SO many procrastination naps😅 I’d wake up & literally only have 6 hours to write & submit a whole research paper. Graduated from my program with a 3.9, though, so I guess that makes me a high functioning procrastinator😎

Rose

What are naps? I only know hibernation

aya

i actually haven’t took a procrastination nap today

Rose

“The hardest part is starting” 💯 So true

Rose

The “I’m proud of you for getting up” part 😭 That part means so much

Rose

Honestly you could’ve led with Hoodie and we would’ve immediately jolted right up outta bed hahaha. That’s enough motivation lol

Kay Kay

You can’t say please like that K.

Aiza🩷🌸

The “pleasee, for mee?” Ugh your so cute K🥹❤️ Also, thank you for being our cheerleader🙌🏼✨ The bit where you are talking about how we can believe you at night because you knew all along… it’s giving Mastermind by TS🤍

Alana

the way I came to write this is just.. UGH. mines is a heated blanket 🫣🫣🫣

Alana

literally me 🙋🏽‍♀️🙋🏽‍♀️

Alana

YOU BETTER GET IT GIRL! That is impressive 😵🥳🥳

Alana

the lil please, the smol hi, cuddles, coffee and your hoodie.. Sir are you trying to get me out of bed or in it? 😏🫣🫠

Rose

The lil “please, for me?”🥺 How dare you? 😩 Can’t resist a please. Especially when being told in that way 🥺

ashley

i need to turn my brain off immediately 💆🏻‍♀️

renee💌

Not you calling us out with that title 🏃‍♀️

renee💌

Omg I LOVE that song and the concept

ChiChip

oooo fancy! that sounds extra komfy kozy!! hope you enjoyed your nap x

⋆. 𐙚trina ⊹ ࣪ ˖

bro has me on my knees… how dare he say “please” like that 😞 he knows what hes doing akajwjwjjen

Alana

truly the best gift I've ever been given. I turn it on and I'm out in 5 minutes or less! 😌😴😴hope you enjoyed your nap too babes 💖😘

Kickis

It's unreasonable how much I love the tone of his voice when he says "Please ... For me?". 😩🥹😍

maia

as a "after a long nap"-whore, terrible procrastinator and napper - thank you for another naptime wake up 🥺

Amjen

🎯

Carrie

Why do you have to make so much sense when all we wanna do is nap?! Lol