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This week, Patrons get a peek behind the scenes at why Eli has unlimited powers of self-deprecation.  Plus, the knowledge that you're just better than everyone else.---Dropbox link: https://www.dropbox.com/s/kine5exi7yuhosw/SA-2017-05-25b.mp3?dl=0

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Tyler

To Noah, with love: My favorite podcast aggravator is this sentence.

Howie

Dear Eli, I am a big and hairy man. I recently had a dream about you. I was outside spoon. I was choking you with a extremely comfortable pair of shorts. I don't do butt stuff because I'm not gay. But in your case I think I'll make an exception. Remember I get outside spoon. All my lust, Howard.

Mark Siefert

Eli claims he has "unlimited powers of self-depreciation," eh? Challenge accepted! I'd tell you about the beautiful eyes of last woman I asked out, but she tore them out of their sockets while screaming "I CAN STILL SEE HIM" before I got a good look.