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January Patron Only Q & A (Patreon)

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2018-01-04 20:15:35
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Ask us anything in the comments...go ahead....we dare you! 

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Toast

Why do Noah and Heath use an alias?

Unlearning Ethics.

What did Noah, Heath and Eli study in post secondar ?

Christopher Arguin

Given the things he says, why *doesn't* Eli use one?

B

How is the post-record workflow structured? Does one person do all the editing or is it divided?

Paul Freelend

Since it seems to be the "in" thing these days: Who is your dream Democratic ticket for 2020, and who do you think will actually get the nomination? Bonus points: Will they be running against Trump, Pence, or A.N. Other?

Stuart Walls

2016 UK, 2017 Australia. Where’s the 2018 missionary expedition headed?

Ashley LaCross

Favorite work of fictional literature?

Unlearning Ethics.

Have you guys ever considered taking GAM on the road as a fringe show? The length and format is basically perfect. For a BYOV style show.

Kevin

Is mythicism a third rail topic now? I don't understand why it's such a flashpoint of conflict among atheists. Regardless of which side you come out on, the answer is ultimately irrelevant. I think both sides have a ton of common ground and it should an intellectually stimulating conversation. Maybe it's something that's better to discuss over beers rather than the show so it doesn't prompt "Dear Fuck-face" response emails?

Cynthia Francis

Are there times when you're writing jokes where you realize it would work better as someone else's joke? How much material is written individually and how much is a group effort?

Justin Chubb

Any major goals for the show(s) this year?

Christopher Arguin

Ever consider a larger part for Lucinda? Part of the show I mean, I'm not impunging Noah.

Alex Lombardi

Better yet, do an OA style democratic fantasy draft.

Teresa Gomez

What is Health’s actual new year’s resolution? Can we vote on one for him? Can it be a fuck tour?

Christine Garam

Of your shows, which one is everyone's favorite to work on? As an example: I imagine the work Eli puts in on GAM is more enjoyable to him than say for Skepticrat, but I don't KNOW that. What is everyone's personal fave?

A turn knees general

When are you going to eat the contents of the bakker buckets?

Jarod Skvicalo

If the 3 of you could tell/ask Ray Comfort one thing, what would it be?

Amanda

Which single person do you think has been featured the most frequently in your headlines segment?

Syngen

Are Noah Heath and Lucinda poly? If you guys are not is it a bad thing that i ship you guys that way?

Ann Pollard

Eli, do you do live comedy gigs in NYC? Or anywhere for that matter? We'd love to see you live. Don't you find it WAY expensive to live in NYC?

Ann Pollard

Noah, I LOVE your hair. What shampoo do you use?

Viridian-Flow

What was your favourite ridiculous preachers prediction of last year. How many times was the world just about to end (and Hey look! It's getting more likely with every Trump tweet)

Amanda

Why does Heath say 'joining me for headlines tonight' if the show drops at 8am?

Mister CPU

Noah, as a fellow person with digestive problems, don't hurt yourself with some stunt.

Paul Freelend

A mad scientist offers you an extra four years on your lifespan and a blank check on the condition you spend it all on studying at a university -- any university, anywhere in the world. 1) Do you accept the offer? 2) Where would you go? 3) What would you study?

Gogo the Game Mistress

1. Probably not. That would require Heath to put a label on something. 2. Yes, the only acceptable ship is Eli/Cecil on the SS BestFriend.

Bowl of Piss Water

You mentioned in the last q and a that your cat makes a lot of noise. How? My cats make the most noise when they get the crazy sprints at dusk. If the noise is meowing, can we hear it?

Mister CPU

How did Eli become obsessed with JonBenét Ramsey?

Jackie's Fridge

Are there any books/resources you guys can recommend for producing quality podcasts? Anything you wish someone had told you about sound engineering before you started?

Corey Hardin

This has been a question in the back of my head for a while now. How on earth do you guys ever have any free time? You do at minimum 3 scripted shows a week which I have to assume includes research, time to develop the script, actually recording, then post. With one show that would take a while, but with three?! Either you guys never sleep or you posses the power to warp time and reality. How does your production schedule work and how do you balance that against having a life?

Torsten Pihl of Prosperity Karma

Will those of use who were supporting you at $10+/episode for two and a half years still eventually get a song, even though we've downgraded our support to a buck per episode?

antman

Why did you guys choose the Farnsworth quote as part of the intro? Do you guys have welcome mats?

Kiba Dempsey

If you guys could go back in time to where recently a few dead sea scrolls were found, so you could hide a few of your own scrolls to shock the christens, what would you write?

Ashley LaCross

Not a question really, but I just wanna say that the relationship that Eli and Anna have gives me hope. You guys are beautiful people and your relationship is inspiring.

Cody

after seeing you guys at skepticon last year i'm wondering if you have any plans for solo international shows or are international shows only really financially feasible as part of conferences?

Gunner Moore

When is the next vulgarity for charity?

Mike Banning

Noah, Breath of the Wild or Odyssey?

Wesley Aaron

When are you going to have an eggnog chugging contest with Cog Dis? Loser donates to winner choice of charity, in the winners name.

Christopher Rapin

What are Eli and Heath’s Hearthstone names so we can play with(dirty) or against them.

Jared m Mosley

Where is the most miserable place you could live?

Jared m Mosley

If you hate 'most' of the Star Wars movies then do you really like Star Wars?

Lethal Wheat Gluten

1) While I don't demand fine details; what has happened over the past couple years with Noah, Lucinda (and I think Heath too) geographic relocating to PA? Or did I miss something? 2) Heath is way more engaging nowadays than he was ~2 years ago in early episodes (especially GAM); what has prompted that change? 3) Listening of episodes when one of you are absent; you guys really are a trio--all three are necessary but two can suffice a little while at least; any thoughts on your trio dynamic? Then versus now? Etc..

Yaro Kasear

Donald Trump is on hold on the other line waiting to talk to one of you. Who do you sacrifice to Trump and what will the sacrifice say when they pick up the phone?

Gunner Moore

Could Noah give a bit more detail on what his novel(s) are about or even read a short passage?

Amigo Renaldo

Eli, since you spend the most amount of time engaging with trolls and assholes, do you regret not establishing a pseudonym when you joined the show?

Everett Abbott

I was supporting at two or more for a year and lost hope of getting my book, so I transferred the extra dollar to GAM... The month before they started sending out books.

Everett Abbott

Hell, Noah can sit it out if he's that bad off. I still want Heath, Eli, Lucinda... Moishe... Bring in CogDis!

Everett Abbott

They went over that. Back when they started, they didn't want the Podcast to effect their jobs. The names stuck. Basically.

Everett Abbott

Are you guys working on more video content?

Christopher Arguin

Can we get bonus content with just the bleeped out words out of context?

Drew

Any chance of getting Anna on a GAM? Preferably a review of a Christian musical.

Aimée

1. I second more Lucinda and Anna. It is wonderful hearing other foul mouthed women who share my views. (I live in MO and work with mostly christian women) 😐2. More of Heath' S story. Not name...unless he wants...but path to atheist podcaster and why keep the pseudonym? 😁 Love you guys...come to KC. Bring Cog Dis if you want.

Bob Brady

In a survival situation, if two of you had to eat the third...... you'd eat Eli, it's obviously Eli. But what beverage would you pair him with?

Gothic Alice

Could you add all the ad codes to a spot on your website for easy reference?

Tyler

What instruments can Heath play? Noah? Eli*? *No, that stupid lamellophonic thing Appalachians call a you-“harp” doesn’t count.

Matthew Haberlie

Did heath brake up with his girlfriend ... is Tom from CogDis getting married? I thought he just divorced?? You said ask anything

Gothic Alice

Some questions are better not answered...right Andrew Torrez?

Gothic Alice

As does Noah and Lucinda’s. Sorry, Heath.

Gothic Alice

I think they would actually be clambering to be the one on the phone. Noah has a choice diatribe, Heath has some nice sound bites, and Eli has a great idea for a prank war...

Breeding McNery

are there any diatribes or stories you've done that you regretted doing after it had been published?

Greg Brooks

Rank your 3 buttons in size order?

Unlearning Ethics.

If the guys could go back to school or get some form of training what would they do?

Greg Brooks

And if he was to use a pseudonym, what would it be?

Aya Sakurai

Noah, would you please scream "Kamehameha"? I remember you saying it once on an episode (maybe GAM?) and found it kinda cute. I am one of the only 37 living Japanese that don't know anything about Dragon Ball, but still.

Jillian

Favourite ed of D&D?

Sarah Fullerton

Why does Noah claim to do most drugs but refuse alcohol? Most people are the opposite. Is it the stomach issues? or is he a just grumpy(er) drunk ? Also Eli's thoughts of insect as a source of protein. Would that be vegan friendly? Please Eli speak for all vegans everywhere and tell me.

Sneaky

Is Katy Perry grown up JonBenet Ramsey in witness protection.

Joseph Kubal

Question for Heath. How did you get to become a master of puns, and why does Eli hate them so much.

Jonathan Edwards

Is Heath’s girlfriend that he broke up with actually a drunk JonBenet Ramsey in disguise?

Torsten Pihl of Prosperity Karma

Eli’s dad frowned upon aliases. But if Eli is to play a character, especially a giggidy one, a stage name would help ease confusion.

Torsten Pihl of Prosperity Karma

I eventually did receive the books but they weren’t signed as promised. I have brought up failed obligations here in comments to no avail. I then brought it up to Eli who keeps saying he’s “on it” but nothing happens.

Alexander Thomas

Who would be some of your dream guests to interview on the show?

Alexander Thomas

Any chance of a future duet of Careless Whisper with Noah on the sax and Eli on the Emu 'honk'?

TheOldDruid

We've all had -our- genitals effusively complimented, but that's not an honour that the three of you have extended to each other... So perhaps you could each take the time to craft some grandiose compliments for your co-hosts' genitals?

Spinoza's Godzilla

Dammit, I'm always late to these. If a time traveler offered you a week vacation to any time in Earth's past, and changing history wasn't an option, when would you go and why?

David Walker

I always got the feeling that skepticrat was "heath's" show, scathing is noah's, and gam is eli's.

Joe vandenEnden

High-THC? Or the fashionable "medical" high-CBD?

Joe vandenEnden

After you've mastered the tenor sax, can you patreon-goal the Ethiopian nose flute?

Joe vandenEnden

Single-malt? Which brand/vintage? Don't you find it more gasoliney than a blend?

Joe vandenEnden

Do you sincerely enjoy textured soy protein?

Taru Tikkanen

Could we have more Farnsworth quotes in a language besides English? I recall there's been a Spanish, Finnish and French one, right? (Maybe hosts of The European Skeptics Podcast could do a quote.)

Daniel

How much more money would Andrew Torrez make if he was paid by the ammount of calls from Eli compared to by the hour? And how relieved are you guys he didn't think of that first?

Hamish Donald

Can you explain to Eli why you think Bakker is pronounced baker even though it has two Ks in it? Are you bothered that the man who spells like a home-schooled orc may, finally, have got one over you?

Big black cockatoo

Of course Islay scotch is the gold standard but do you rate Irish whiskey heath?

Big black cockatoo

Eli Bosnik, if you could inhabit the skin of a preacher, who would it be and what would you do with them?

Big black cockatoo

Does Mrs. Lugeons have Mr. Lugeons last name IRL too? If so why?

Big black cockatoo

Noah, apart from Lucinda what is the most awkward thing you've juggled?

Stacie Schmidt

What does Heath think about being the show's unofficial sex symbol?

Stephen James

In the intro to "This Week in Misogyny" one of the voices sounds like Obama. Is it?

Dean A. Batha

What will you be reading after you're done with the Book of Morons?

Baron Atomy

How much of 2018 do you have scheduled outside of just recording? Any dates you're going to try to do more live shows? Any places look like they're worth the hassle? Doe Eli have enough moral/legal/pharmaceutical support to go down that rabbithole for us all again? :)

Baron Atomy

What's been the most surprising way your on-air persona has developed, since you've been recording?

Baron Atomy

Is there any interest in setting up something like Smalley's 'Pod/Broadcastathon' fundraiser at some other point in the year, from Puzzle in a Thunderstorm or some other source? I enjoy helping out Modest Needs, but it's definitely a place that needs more than one big drive day to really provide what they hope to, it seems.

Baron Atomy

Who's everyone's favorite Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle, and does it stay the same between the comics, cartoon generations, and cinematic universes?

Baron Atomy

I don't think we've gotten an update on Eli's self-imposed fitness masochism thingie in a bit; they still a sponsor? Just trying not to brag?

Baron Atomy

How come 'Crackers, the Black-Faced Raccoon' didn't get a nod in Eli's furry-fandom Patreon idea? Saving him for later, or just don't want to dilute his brand in that way?

Spinoza's Godzilla

Do you still believe Shakespeare was a real person? Do you have any evidence to back it? Do you have any plans to further divide the group with your wild claims?

Shawn

Any chance the patrons call get a compilation of all Heaths sighs throughout the years?

Penis Subpoena

How do you all hold up with the news always being so shitty all the time? I have to periodically quit Twitter to stay sane. I am grateful for all your collective works, and your drive and ambition is inspiring! -but what are the greatest struggles you face when presenting news into a form that makes me laugh rather than want to tear my scalp off with my fingernails?

Christopher Neff

Because it is pronounced "baker". Just go look up clips of Tammy Faye and her last name will be pronounced baker.

Baron Atomy

Noah, if you had to choose one: saxophone jam with President Clinton or passing a joint with President Obama?

Dr. Kino MD

stupid question, but have you guys ever thought of *maybe* trying out a gaming channel on youtube ? i feel like your guys' dynamics would work really well

Ghost of old Nonk Jones

What's the first thing each of you would do with that crazy billionaire money?

Gothic Alice

Don’t tell them how to *actually* make that crazy billionaire money or we might lose our favorite podcasters!!!

Gothic Alice

Yeah, Anonymous was based on evidence and fact, right?

Donald Gold

Do you see any significant correspondence between the decline of good jobs in the last forty years and the coordinated effort by our government to promote religion? It seems as if it's a deliberate effort to control the masses by giving them a false hope

Spinoza's Godzilla

I'm pretty sure it was proven Shakespeare's plays were actually written by a bunch of monkeys with typewriters. I guess they must have worn a really long trench coat or something.

Donald npc

Have you guys seen the new Waco documentary. It made me fucking furious

Joseph Kubal

1. What is something that you guys disagree on. (I guess mainly Noah and Heath, as we know there is a lot Eli disagrees with) 2: What is up with the hate on Zales.

Kim Perkins

If you could smite Kim Jong Un, Trump, Duterte, or Putin, who would you smite and why?

David Walker

What kind of music do you guys listen to? Favorite bands /genres?

Wesley Aaron

With a new Spawn movie on the horizon will you do another John Lugwazamo movie with the 90's Spawn? I just want to know if I'd should ever get the pleasure of GAM giving this movie it's proper roast.

Yes Honeybuns

No. NO! She’s been brain washed and is now a sleeper agent

Yes Honeybuns

Are there other podcasts in the pipeline? What topics would they cover? Same hosts? Would Noah and Lucinda ever do one together? Maybe Eli and Anna? Heath and...scotch? Would you guys ever have a podcasting network with other atheist podcasters?

Canadian Puppeteers

Is Eli really just Heath doing an impression with a Phyllis Schlafly corpse puppet? I've been asking for months, and your lack of response, or even a denial has left me wondering if you're better at damage control than the current white house administration...

Anders Norup

Danish fan here. I love you guys, you are my current play while going to sleep podcast (it staves off the anxiety). and i know you get asked this a lot from all around the world. but would you consider doing a scandinavian tour? smart people, beautiful women, gorgeous countrysides, great drinking and decent drugs. plus it's mostly nonbelieveing protestants. (ps. if you have questions about scandinavia, names, stupid rules etc. for segments and such feel free to ask)

Bowl of Piss Water

Heath, have you considered a side gig helping roller derby players come up with punny names? I think there's some money to be made by a pun artist such as yourself.

Penis Subpoena

...after the last GAM episode, I can't help but wonder if your user name is racist.

Penis Subpoena

If you are a (the) person who follows Eli's blog you can appreciate that he is confident and comfortable being himself, both in his humor and sincerity. Bravo to you, sir! - Oh, shit... Did I just out myself?

Unlearning Ethics.

I actually just changed my name to heat Andrew and Thomas say it on the show. :)

Penis Subpoena

A man in a restaurant calls over a waiter and says: "Waiter, there's a fly in my soup!" The waiter leans over to inspect the dish and notes that there is, indeed, a fly floating in it. The waiter responds: "I'm sorry about the fly, sir, but that is not the soup, sir. That is the pizza."

JustAGuy

Hopefully not too late., and that this isn't a tedious question. Just how much of Eli on the various shows is character? And where'd did the character come from, assuming it exists at all? Just adding: Thanks guys, especially Eli, for not taking depression or suicide jokes off the table. Hearing those issues be made fun of helps me contain my own.

A turn knees general

I agree Noah shouldn't put himself in serious danger. Maybe he can do all of the prep, cooking, work, cleanup, etc.

sTubby

What is the weirdest thing that has given you a boner?