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Eli, who regularly comes on stage with his butt cheeks hanging out, shares the most embarrassing moment he's had in years in this week's Patreon bonus content, so be sure to stick around to the end.

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Donald npc

Loving that beard eli

Marcus

Another white-hot diatribe Noah! Great work. AND... “putting Descartes before the whores” Contrived, but worth every syllable.

Rocket Surgeon

Descartes before the whores was brilliant XD

Alexander Thomas

Eli's shark joke had me laughing so hard that now I have a meeting with my manager about disrupting the other workers.

Jennifer Gorman

Pro tip: If you ask a Barnes and Noble employee for a specific book they have to walk you to it and hand it to you. For when this very specific, awkward situation invariably happens again.