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In this week’s episode, Christian leaders recommend washing your hands in the blood of the lamb; people with syphilis, gonorrhea, herpes, AIDS, coronavirus, and Judaism are getting cured with this one simple trick; and Don Ford will be here to give you a voice job.

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Headlines:

Christian anti-freakout: 

P-Robes says coronavirus can’t attack you if you’re healthy: https://friendlyatheist.patheos.com/2020/03/03/pat-robertson-people-with-a-healthy-gut-dont-have-to-worry-about-coronavirus/ and

Jim bakker’s got a cream for that: 

https://friendlyatheist.patheos.com/2020/02/12/jim-bakker-my-venereal-disease-gel-also-cures-coronavirus-in-under-12-hours/ and

Christian immune from coronavirus, says NZ pastor: https://www.patheos.com/blogs/thefreethinker/2020/03/born-again-christians-immune-from-coronavirus-says-nz-pastor/ 

Diocese of Buffalo (NY) Files for Bankruptcy Protection Over Sex Abuse Scandal: https://friendlyatheist.patheos.com/2020/02/28/diocese-of-buffalo-ny-files-for-bankruptcy-protection-over-sex-abuse-scandal/

Harrisburg (PA) Catholic Diocese Declares Bankruptcy After Sex Abuse Lawsuits: https://friendlyatheist.patheos.com/2020/02/20/harrisburg-pa-catholic-diocese-declares-bankruptcy-after-sex-abuse-lawsuits/

Pope Francis Wants You to Stop Trolling People on the Internet for Lent: https://friendlyatheist.patheos.com/2020/02/29/pope-francis-wants-you-to-stop-trolling-people-on-the-internet-for-lent/

Convicted Felon Roger Stone: “I’ve Taken Jesus Christ As My Personal Savior”

https://friendlyatheist.patheos.com/2020/03/02/convicted-felon-roger-stone-ive-taken-jesus-christ-as-my-personal-savior/

Rick Wiles’ Guest: Zionists Are Using Trans Rights to Make Humans “Androgynous” https://friendlyatheist.patheos.com/2020/02/17/rick-wiles-guest-zionists-are-using-trans-rights-to-make-humans-androgynous/

Conservative Conspiracy Theorist Dies, Leading to More Conspiracy Theories: https://friendlyatheist.patheos.com/2020/02/26/conservative-conspiracy-theorist-dies-leading-to-more-conspiracy-theories/ 

Comments

Paul Oles

I wish I had god to blame for my girlfriend of two years mercilessly dumping me. Feel better Noah

Mark Siefert

Homestar: “Oh Mwan, Don Fword, Voice of Fantasy and Adventuwa! Youa El Santo impwrssion was SPOT ON! Serwiously, SPOT ON!” (Sorry, that was the best translation of Homestar’s lisp I could mwanage... I mean, manage.)

Jeff Jackson

I know strongbad when I hear it.

bisingular

I'm so fucking jealous that you guys got to see the James Webb Telescope.

Daniel Mancini

So, does anyone know the name of game referenced during Bible Piece Theater as “Stardew Valley but about being nice to your family and neighbors?” That basic description sounds like it is up my alley.

Paul Oles

When does D&D Minus drop? Early in the morning?

Viridian-Flow

I think maybe animal crossing? But they're out of their minds of they think stardew is on par with animal crossing.

Rubber and Heels

Are we not going to talk about Stongbad being a main character in BPT?

Marcus

It’s an awesome Strongbad! At times he slips into a luchador rabbi, but still, solid work Don.