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Howie

Why are there so many songs about rainbows and what's on the other side?

Stormy Decisis

Can you explain the Thomas has no feet joke? I feel like I came in too late on that one.

isolatedFr0g

How are Heath’s ribs doing after his struggle with 3 stairs?

Icculus90

What movies/tv shows are you all binging during quarantine?

Supreme Hentai Sensei

What are Eli's (and anyone else's) favorite Anime? Personal favorites of mine are Robot Carnival, Gunsmith Cats, and Hellsing Ultimate.

BJ

Noah - what level are you on in Candy Crush?

Zachary Z

Will Eli and Cecil ever release a sex tape?

George

To Heath and Noah, what are your real (or funny) thoughts on Eli becoming a father?

Kay Gaffney

How much begging/insider information will it take for you to watch and review the episode of Veggietales my uncle wrote where they retell the David and Bathsheba story?

The Younglings Had It Coming

If you could have any unusual pet (assuming they were perfectly tame and feeding/exercise logistics weren't an issue) what would it be and why?

Nicolette

Does Eli have a baby wipe warmer? It made having a baby so much less stressful for me when the late night and cooler weather diaper changes weren’t also screaming/crying just please go to sleep evenings as well.

George

Will you ever colab with the cinema snob or the Bible reloaded?

The Wandering Menstrual

Noah, we’re all proud of you for quitting smoking . Any advice for those of us still struggling

Paul Freelend

Once this outbreak passes -- however long that might be -- what is one thing you think will be fundamentally changed about life in the US? If you think nothing will change, how bad would things have to get before there is fundamental change?

JustAGuy

I am in the middle of running my first module campaign of D&D 5e as DM (The Lost Mines of Phandelver if anybody is curious). My players have said they are having a good time, but still I'm always looking for general ways to improve for my players and figured I'd give you guys a shout: Do any of the crew have any tips on playing the role of DM for a rookie, from the perspective of a DM themselves, or what they'd like out of one as a player?

Ann Pollard

Isn't it exciting that Louisville has just decided restaurants can deliver margaritas? IS THIS A GREAT LOCKDOWN OR WHAT!

Ann Pollard

What's the official fragrance of the lockdown?

Anders Norup

who was the comedian on the lost episode. (drop a couple hints if you can't say it outright)

manchicken

What do you think it would take for Americans to finally understand the value of a public healthcare system? To _truly_ understand it, to the point where industry can’t fuck it up? Am I underestimating industry’s ability to fuck things up just in this one question?

Bogo D. Boonie

If you ever wrote “Not Another Christian Movie” what kind of Christian movie stock story (ie student/professor debate, struggling marriage, high school football is super important, rapture, etc.) would you most want to lampoon?

Verilain

I've already seen Twitter folks giving praise to this administration on how they've handled the social response to this pandemic, such as putting a hold on evictions and working on multiple relief packages in Congress. I'm trying not to get banned from Twitter for telling people (left-leaning, blue no matter who type people) that Trump and Co. are not their friends. What can I say that won't get me booted but also conveys my exasperation at it all?

Johnny Dahmer

now that D and D minus is a regular show, what extra monthly thing will you guys be doing for SA?

Johnny Dahmer

will there ever be a way to get merch besides going to live shows? Maybe something like threadless(dot)com?

Johnny Dahmer

have you thought about teaming up with more podcasts for Vulgarity For Charity? Maybe people like Last Podcast On The Left crew or Small Town Murder/Crime In Sports guys or maybe having them on GAM to test them out?

Mike B

What's your favorite Stealth Archer build for Skyrim?

Sharon Hogan

Here’s a suggestion for God awful minis. In 2004, the dumb TV show, Ghost Hunters (season 1, episode 4) spent a night at RaceRock lighthouse on the coast of Connecticut. They didn’t find any ghosts, but my brother Tim was lost in the fog on a boat with my dad. The The Coast Guard was there because of the Ghost Hunters. They rescued my brother and my Dad who was 78 at the time. Well Dad died in 2017 so in a way they appear to have a ghost on the show. Would you like to review it?

Mike B

What do you look for in a good varmint hammer?

J. Vizzle

Sasquatch/Bigfoot is a real animal that is still walking planet Earth, albeit in very small numbers. There is significant empirical evidence of this fact beyond the blurry photos and videos. What would it take to convince you of this fact?

Pinesnake

With all the horrendous BS being spouted by the wonderously unselfaware person that is tRump, how did you guys stop Noah from going on a killing spree in DC? Is it; A- unbreakable chains forged from the tears on republicans that can’t stop your podcasts, B- Noah has fried and broken his programming because there’s so much BS, C- Noah feels it’s adequate punishment for those around him that enable him to be so stupid or D- all of the above plus actually funny ones you all can think of. P.S. I always wanted to do one of these for citation needed

Nephthys

What is your favorite kind of woo to learn about that can send you down the rabbit hole and why? Perhaps because it is so ridiculous, or maybe it's impressively intricate, or some other reason?

Randy Jordan

For Noah, what made you decide not to consider weed a vice. I remember from a diatribe you mentioning that you had essentially given up all your vices when you quit smoking cigarettes. No judgement at all about it I was just curious as to your reasoning about what makes it different than drinking, cigarettes etc.

Thomas the political martian

I’ve heard Eli went to NYU and you all used to be toy makers from the podcast but I was just curious about what kind of degrees / professional certifications you all have ?

Steve Dixon

I just got my medical marijuana card. Any specific recommendations? I just tried shatter and now my hand falg ptmpth dude... what?

Andrew Barton

Can anyone do a "cool" magic trick, really? Seems antithetical ;)

Nephthys

Patreon goal: can we see the guys actually put together a puzzle in a thunderstorm?

Nephthys

For the gamers, have you considered doing let's plays?

Sean Dunaway

Can I get your opinion? Is The movie "Contact" a God Awful Movie? It's definitely anti-atheist; it has shitty apologetics; the movie never says the word atheist, but the atheist protagonist is an asshole; she's forced to make a claim of faith at the end of the film; and it has an interesting variant of the cancer mom - the Heart Attack Dad. I'd enjoy hearing your thoughts on this. Thank you!

Easter Keister

Since the Vatican just closed Easter to the public, what private ceremonies do you think will be performed? Also what celebrations would you like to start in their place now that you’ve been denied our precious holiday.

The Good Crabs

Now that Trump has ridiculously unprecedented amounts of power due to this pandemic, how do you think he'll use it to fuck up our elections this year?

The Good Crabs

Also, Trump needs his own nickname. Anyone in favor of "Dumbass Don"?

Mees Hilgersom

For Noa, you mentioned in a diatribe people kept asking if you could juggle more and more items and that not being the idea of your act. An other time you mentioned you did diabolo (or chinese juggling) iirc. Have you had the same kind of question about throwing the diabolo heigher and heigher? (in my opinion the most boring trick) Question for Eli, you said you could fuck away chronic lyme disease, but before I'll hire you, I have to ask a question. See, my aunts are in a lesbian relationship and both suffer from chronic lyme. There is no haste in curing it, they manage their sickness with self created essential oils, But if you had to, how would you cure their lyme disease, assuming they aren't interested in fucking you? Question for Heath, have you ever had a client argue with you when they ordered an cocktail about what should be in that cocktail or something similar. what do you do in that situation? (English is not my first language, sorry if i screwed up.)

Camp Quest Needs Volunteers!

If Trump ultimately admits his administration fucked up this pandemic, who do you think the fall guy/person on his staff will be?

Big Val

If this is too prying, I understand, but what jobs did each of you do at FAO Schwarz? Thanx, & keep all the great content coming 😊

Bob Smith

My wife and I would like to know how you fit all that ass in them jeans?

Sakashite Fukasumi

Oooh, tricky one. Jodie Foster's character isn't that obnoxious in my opinion, far less so than McConaughey's god-botherer. According to Wikipedia: "Zemeckis stated that he intended the message of the film to be that science and religion can coexist rather than being opposing camps." I'm not sure Sagan would have felt the same. But I also don't know how involved he was in the finished film, since he died before it was made.

Sakashite Fukasumi

If I eat a cracker and drink wine at home while watching the pope on youtube, am I still a cannibal?

Easter Keister

How many selfies does Carl the pugapegacorn take when fostering kittens during shelter-in-place rules?

Wesley Aaron

How's Heath handling no sports?

Alexander Thomas

Follow up from an Australian. Is he now a fan of AFL seeing as it's one of the only sports still going ahead?

Alexander Thomas

Not a question, more a suggestion; Chuck Tingle has given permission for his novellas to be read over live stream. Dramatic reading of "Pounded in the butt by my own butt"?

Ferret Maestro

The Lugeons are now taking care of their lungs. Was COVID-19 the universes attempt to maintain balance and ensure the same quota is met for lung damage this year?

Kay Gaffney

Serious advice question; how do you respond to the toxic ‘forgiveness’ mentally of well meaning loved ones, especially when theyre counseling you about trauma? (aka. just forgive and youll feel better, or youre hurting worse because you wont forgive)

The Princeton Perambulator

Will this be the beginning of the end of cash money? Or will someone invent a paper bill sanitizer that will be required for all businesses to install?

Hot Dickson Rice

Am I a bad parent for letting my 13 year old listen to your shows?

Wandering_Idiot

Ask Cecil if he fights light or heavy. He’ll know what I mean.

Justin Haines

Does Eli have actually messed up things scripted to say when he gets bleeped?

Rubix Tesseract

Would you guys do a God Awful Porn episode someday?

Evan

If you could be real-life friends with one fictional character, who would it be?

Samantha Decker

What is the craziest story you have from your childhood related to religion? Mine is when my grandma baptized me 4 times because the first time didn't take 🤣