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In this week’s episode, we buy the domain Mycoffin dot com before its too late, we discover that somebody parked the dot net like a serial killer, and Tom and Cecil from Cognitive Dissonance will be here to tell you what an asshole someone you’ve never met is.

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Headlines:

Trump convinced by My Pillow guy he can cure the pandemic with herbs: https://www.cnn.com/2020/08/17/politics/trump-oleandrin-mike-lindell-coronavirus/index.html

and Anderson Cooper rips him a new asshole over it https://www.patheos.com/blogs/progressivesecularhumanist/2020/08/anderson-cooper-calls-mypillow-ceo-snake-oil-salesman-for-pushing-bogus-covid-cure/

Convicted Felon Roger Stone Will Preach at the Church of Hate-Pastor Greg Locke: https://friendlyatheist.patheos.com/2020/08/10/convicted-felon-roger-stone-will-preach-at-the-church-of-hate-pastor-greg-locke/

Burning Bibles in Portland is Russian Propaganda Repeated by Republicans:

https://friendlyatheist.patheos.com/2020/08/11/burning-bibles-in-portland-its-russian-propaganda-repeated-by-republicans/

John McArthur and his fight to infect Californians: 

https://friendlyatheist.patheos.com/2020/08/13/ca-pastor-sues-state-over-covid-restrictions-after-holding-huge-indoor-services/ and https://friendlyatheist.patheos.com/2020/08/16/ca-appeals-court-john-macarthurs-church-must-follow-countys-covid-rules/

Maine Cops Punished a Man for Erasing Christian Hate-Messages in a Public Space: https://friendlyatheist.patheos.com/2020/08/11/maine-cops-punished-a-man-for-erasing-christian-hate-messages-in-a-public-space/

Kenneth Copeland Excuses Trump’s Swearing Because He’s Too Busy to Watch Christian Television: https://www.rightwingwatch.org/post/kenneth-copeland-excuses-trumps-swearing-because-hes-too-busy-to-watch-christian-television/

Bible Camp Apologizes for Hazing Incidents Involving Pain Cream on Genitals: https://friendlyatheist.patheos.com/2020/08/06/christian-summer-camp-apologizes-after-multiple-unauthorized-hazing-incidents/

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This Week in Misogyny:

Kamala is a Jezebel sent to destroy Trump: https://www.rightwingwatch.org/post/lance-wallnau-says-not-intelligent-kamala-harris-is-being-used-by-the-devil-to-take-trump-out/

Brazilian Christians block ten year old rape victim from getting abortion: https://friendlyatheist.patheos.com/2020/08/17/brazilian-fundamentalists-blocked-a-10-y-o-rape-victim-from-getting-an-abortion/

Comments

Jodie

I love you all 🤣

Niamh Coghlan

My dearest fellow patrons, my lovely friends and compatriots, you absolutely MUST listen to this one all the way to the end. Trust me on this one......

I’mNotSayingThat

As an Omaha native... well played, Noah, well played. 😝 Hell, the Archdiocese here wouldn’t marry my parents even if my mother had been willing to convert because she hadn’t been *raised* Catholic. My dad left the church to seal the deal. Sadly that experience didn’t translate to much sympathy from them when I got involved with someone raised outside the faith. Fought me tooth and nail for a solid year to get rid of her without even speaking to her.

Fluidkaos

Holy fucking shit! That ad read! Eli, you are the reason they say read the copy only.

Kitty Maehem

Eli🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣!!! You had me crying with laughter! That ad read was simply devine! And Heath’s response had me nearly “touching cloth”! I can’t believe Andrew let you get away with that one… I laughed so hard, I gave myself an asthma attack, but it was so worth it! Thanks guys. 🤣💜🐱

JCS

And THIS Is why I am a patron. The extras are well worth every single fucking penny!

Daniel Fox

You guys have made my Thursday. I think that was my favorite ad read so far! I don't need sheets but I think I'm going to use Eli's new URL to buy them just so they can see a sale coming from there. Also, as someone who's watched ALL of the Stay-the-fuck-home livestreams, I love Heath's roast of that person's name. I see what you did there, Heath.

Sami Marie

the fucking irony.... but SSHHH we're not supposed to know that!

Sami Marie

welp, maybe I do need bed linens after all..... lmao! Thank you all for making my week better!

Jason K

This was my absolute favorite SA episode and it probably will be for all time just because of Eli's ad read. Hearing Heath's uncontrollable high pitched laughter brought me to tears. Thanks gents.

Liam Smith

170 dollars for sheets? I mean, it'd better end with a dick in me or someone else.

Hypatia

Patterns must listen to the ads this week!!

William Evan Barnes

I love that you didn't actually actually buy mycoffin.com, but you absolutely bought iwillfuckyourdad.com!

William Evan Barnes

That roast session with all thw character voices was fucking wonderful. I had to pull over and stop driving because I was laughing too hard!

joshua macdonald

Loved Lucinda's "I'm not going to read your angry e-mails anyway"

Daniel

For the love of no gods, next time please make Vulgarity for Charity separate episodes/posts from the actual show. It's getting really, really old.

John

I absolutely DID just use Eli's URL to buy sheets from them. Best. Ad. Ever.

Anne

One of the best VforCs evah! Esp Tom’s ode to the school pickup line. *snort laugh*

Anne

Omg, just listened to the sheet’s ad. Props to Eli for committing to this bit. Bravo!

LiberKaos

And let's get a debate with Noah and Kent Hovind... That would probably end with Noah reaching though the interwebs and shoving that that hammer i to a random orfice of Kents, but it would be Good entertainment.