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We finally have some Scathing Atheist ringtones for you. Sorry for the huge delay on releasing these. Follow the link to a folder on Google Drive to download and put on your phone. Right now we have alerts from Carl the Pugapegacorn, Donald Trump, Melania Trump, Mark Wahlberg, Heath on Thursday, and Sarah Huckabee Sanders. More options might be added soon, and we'll keep you posted as they arrive.

For any Luddites like me, here's how to set it up, as I just now learned: Download the audio files you want to your phone, move those files to your ringtones folder, and then they should pop up as options when you change your ringtone setting.

Here's the link again if you need to copy and paste:

https://drive.google.com/drive/folders/1-BddCU9YwYNjq9SbkX-_figlZD-dlf8_?usp=sharing

Thanks for listening. JUMANJI!

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Ringtones - Google Drive

Comments

YourJelly

Third time's the charm I guess?

Easter Keister

for iPhone, you might have to connect to your computer and change the extension to .mpr

Kitsunelaine

My email inbox really wants me to download these.

Brandi Green

I love them all, and I can't decide which to use. Thank you!!

The Scathing Atheist

Sorry about that. Took a few tries to get the sharing settings right. I think it's finally working correctly.

Kitsunelaine

Hahaha, it's fine, I know how these things can be. And patreon's back-end isn't friendly.

Anhel

OK, Carl it is then. Also my partner says she'll kill me if I use the Marky Mark one :)

Vexal

All of them sound like winners to me 😂

Ilan Woll

Still hoping for a downloadable version of the Death Water fake ad and “That’s why you’re queer

Kristine VanRaalte

Yay. I did the Heath Thursday one and I CAN'T WAIT to get a call!!!

Dan Wally

Directory NOT Empty...;) Thanks Guys!

Hypatia

That is amazing! Thanks so much for doing that.

Simon Templar

I think SHS will be announcing my calls for a while. Thanks guys, these are great!

Tankard

Pretty sure we were supposed to get Heath's laugh as a ringtone.

Massiel

Loving them. What about the "Christian freak out jingle." Can be use as a personalized ringtone for those Christian family and friends.

Ann Pollard

Love 'em!!! Starting with It's a phone call and moving then to Carl. If we could, I'd really like to have "Christian Freakout".

thegodawfulcynic

I set the marky mark one to a friend of mine who always calls me buddy/bro. I'm literally going to make him call me in front of me next time he is over hahahaha. These are fantastic.

cult of one

Thanks guys! These are awesome. Actually looking forward to all the spam calls now 🤣

Not Ketchup Banksy

WTF? Anyone else have Sarah Huckabee Sanders start yelling out of their pocket today???! I freaked out my local deli. That is so cool. I agree though- let's get the Christian freak out song.

crystaloftruth

These are all gold. I'm using the Melania one and it gets better every time I hear it <3

Samantha Brown

I can't figure out which one I love best, they're all so good. You guys are the best!

crystaloftruth

These have actually improved my mental state. Working from home I have been bingeing through podcasts and every time there was a pause I worried that my phone was going to ring (usually I have it set to just vibrate). Now silences are just silences and if someone calls I hear Eli going "Gingaligalingaling!", which still amuses me every time and puts me in a better mood for speaking to my boss. I'm starting to think 2020 might have an amazing surprise happy ending after every single possible thing goes wrong, like in Back to the Future

Just Ash

Thank you for this! I have a lot of anxiety around phone calls due to some past trauma, but hearing Eli's Melania impression makes me so happy that have actually started answering my phone calls. You guys are doing the most when it comes to keeping me sane in 2020. Much appreciated ❤️