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ScathingAtheist426 - InfoWar Hero Edition (Patreon)

Published:
2021-04-15 00:17:35
Imported:
2026-06

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Don't miss the Vulgarity for Charity, featuring Cecil, Tom, Noah, Eli, and Heath all doing impressions of each other mid-roast.

Comments

Definitely an AI overlord

I don't know if the guys read these... but this Eliatribe is why I became a Patron. My twin boys were born a year ago, and this Eliatribe brings me to tears every single time I hear it. Thanks Eli for once again, putting the feelings in my head into words.

Nathan

Eli's open made me feel my feelings.

GM Morgan

It’s been a minute since this show has given the joy of a nose burning soda spit take. The red skull reference is now burned into my nostrils

Lime Green Morpheus

As a guy who will be a parent in four months, the Eliatribe really spoke to me.

Cory Schoelzel

Awwww Eli thinks it's getting easier with time to be a parent. *Laughs in parent of 3and 4 year old heathens* but seriously Eli, that was one well said eliatribe.

Fluidkaos

Eli's "Tom" was fucking perfect! I'm rolling!

String Bass Theory

I have listened to it 3 times already. I have not laughed this hard in months

Peter Kyrouac

Some of the funniest roasts yet! And there's still more to come.

JCS

Oh my fucking god!! You could have ended the show with Eli’s impression of Tom and it was a total home run. Well done!

FruitbatStudios

Damn it Eli, diatribes aren't supposed to make me cry in public.

Niamh Coghlan

"It's like pulling teeth to make that guy take a break..." Nice, Eli. Nice. Noah, hope all goes well with your dental procedures!

Syngen

God damn it Keith you made me spray Pop tart all over my monitor when he said geisha from the future

Janine Lenton

Came here to say the same thing, just barely held it together

Janine Lenton

Noah's mumble voice is adorable, feel better buddy

Bra Straps and Bitch Slaps

My daughter is almost six months old. I remember hearing as a kid that God loved me more than a parent loved their own child. But the second I rebelled, I'd be thrown into an eternity of suffering? The very thought of even accidentally hurting my daughter makes me physically ill. If I hadn't lost my faith before, I certainly would've the second I realized I was a more loving caretaker than the supposed Allmighty. Thank you for the beautiful Eliatribe.

Iheart Dogs

My children are both in their 30s, & I feel exactly the same. The thought of hurting them is traumatic to even contemplate.

atheisst

Holy cow I got a doodly-doo for my roast! Thanks, you best buddies you...

Perniciousducks

I'm eternally grateful I was not driving a 1.5 ton hunk of metal when the vulgarity for charity roast as another roaster section came on... I was crying I was laughing so hard.

Dean A. Batha

I lost it at two Big Macs and two Filet-o-fish. God, that was disturbing.

Julie Wine&Reason

I don't care how long it takes. I'm so happy to hear all of these roasts!

Julie Wine&Reason

Also, calling out to my sisters, here: No woman ever fucks Matthew again. Agreed? Good.

Frederic Dumont

Somebody forgot to publish the script or do you need Noah to spellcheck it first?

Niamh Coghlan

I think Noah wants to be sure the script doesn't rank the races. :)

PeterinKorea

No kidding. I just had to turn it off when Eli was roasting Martina as Tom. I am riding the subway in Seoul / Korea and people were looking at me, because I was laughing crying. I will give another try.

PeterinKorea

Tried it again during transferring trains, but had to stop at a “town called regret...”

Mark Jones

What a superb roast. Well worth the wait. Really can't wait to get back to arguing with street preachers. Damn I miss that. Excellent Elitribe once again.

PeterinKorea

I couldn’t even ride a subway, but had to stop at “a town called regret”.

PeterinKorea

I thought the word is ‘disgusting’.

Michelle C

I'm not crying, you're crying.

Anne

Just the best, guys. From Eli’s rant (sob) alllll the way through the roasts (hurt myself laughing). Still chuckling at the masterful “your life is dust” faux-Tom roast. What a team!

Half the Hilarious

Eli's impression of Tom is one of the funniest things I have ever heard. I couldn't stop laughing and I had to go back and listen to it again to hear all the bits that I missed the first time.

Ryan Parker

That was a great diatribe Eli. Very nice.