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ScathingAtheist 457: Flynn-quisition Edition (Patreon)

Published:
2021-11-18 04:06:32
Imported:
2026-06

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In this week’s episode, Jerry Falwell Jr sues Liberty University for not stopping him from fucking himself, we do NOT have a story about HUMAN ejaculate...but we do have a story in that general field, and on an only somewhat related note, Tom and Cecil from Cognitive Dissonance will be here.

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Hear more from Tom and Cecil here: https://dissonancepod.com/

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Headlines:

Jerry Falwell Jr. resurrects defamation lawsuit against Liberty University: https://friendlyatheist.patheos.com/2021/11/12/jerry-falwell-jr-resurrects-defamation-lawsuit-against-liberty-u/

Michael Flynn thinks America should only have one religion: https://friendlyatheist.patheos.com/2021/11/14/maga-cultist-michael-flynn-in-the-united-states-we-have-to-have-one-religion/

NC Restaurant Turns Anti-Masker’s One-Star “Satanic” Review Into Keepsake Shirt: https://friendlyatheist.patheos.com/2021/11/08/nc-restaurant-turns-anti-maskers-one-star-satanic-review-into-keepsake-shirt/

Bishop who left church for satanic erotica writer now works for pig semen group: https://friendlyatheist.patheos.com/2021/11/14/bishop-who-left-church-for-satanic-erotica-writer-now-works-for-pig-semen-group/

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-10184459/Spanish-bishop-quit-clergy-sexologist-lover-finds-new-job-exporting-pig-semen.html

Archdiocese of New Orleans pays $1 million plus for false Katrina claims to FEMA: https://www.justice.gov/opa/pr/archdiocese-new-orleans-agrees-pay-more-1-million-resolve-hurricane-katrina-related-false

“Prophet” Donna Rigney: A Future President “Will Be Even Greater Than Trump Was”: https://friendlyatheist.patheos.com/2021/11/09/prophet-donna-rigney-a-future-president-will-be-even-greater-than-trump-was/

Comments

Definitely an AI overlord

I aspire to be the type of parent Eli is... wow I never thought I'd type those words lol

Cory Schoelzel

Noah's diatribe is another reference of how strongly these last few years have highlighted the arrogant ignorance of our populace... brighter than I've ever seen.

Mother pheasant plucker

Hey Noah, you might reconsider using a debit card at all, other than for ATM withdrawals. The issue with debit cards is your bank is under no obligation to refund stolen money. A credit card company, on the other hand, is on the hook for money fraudulently spent. When you give your debit card number to a company like cracker barrel, you are trusting those folks to get security right. But, consider the fact that even a company like Target has had CC numbers stolen from them. The most secure way to pay is Tap and Pay with Google or Apple (or Google/apple pay online). They don't give companies your CC or debit card number. Rather, they generate a single use payment number that's worthless right after the payment goes through. Other tap and pay apps suck (Samsung, Walmart). They'll just transmit your CC#. A coworker of mine just lost money from an ATM in Peru (he's in the US) and he's only ever used his debit card at ATMs. Most likely, it was skimmed.

Unofficial_Opinion

The idea of Noah waiting in the Cracker Barrel line with all that schlocky front of store stuff is hilarious.

J. Vizzle

I will sign over 1 of my 2 monthly paychecks to your Patreon if you start live streaming every aspect of your waking lives. I can't get enough of your jokes and hilarity. Noah, Heath, Eli, Tom and Cecil you are literally the only source of joy I have left in my life. ❤💯🐓💥

J. Vizzle

What in the holy hell is a "Cracker Barrel?"

Peter Barnes

I literally gasped when Noah said "I eat at Cracker Barrel on a fairly regular basis." Gads, that place brings back so many carefully suppressed memories of lunches with the redneck ex-father-in-law. Great show as always guys!

Unofficial_Opinion

Same. Also the only restaurant I can remember eating at that requires no teeth.

philly_ratking

Years ago I was punched in the face while holding my child on the El for telling someone to stop beating their fucking kid just regular philly shit.

J. Vizzle

Noah's diatribes are the verbal expression of the grunts, groans, screams and shrieks that result from me reading the news. Often I cannot find the words to express my anger/rage, frustration, disgust, exasperation, despair and fear. However Noah gives voice to my feelings on a weekly basis. Brilliant is the word that comes to mind when I think of Noah and his diatribes.

Bob Brady

Very funny episode. The gang have been on fire the past couple of weeks, across the board.

Unofficial_Opinion

Indeed. Like if the Country Music Awards was a restaurant.

Al Yako

God fucking dammit, Heath. I was listening to this on my phone, and it picked up "Hey listener, Google 'snowballing' the act"... And now that's forever in my algorithm. The scary part was that the robot lady afterward, unprompted, said "'Thanks' is spelled T... H... A...." Before I shut it all off and sat in quiet discomfort. This wouldn't be funny if it wasn't completely true.