Emily: Hazbin Hotel (Patreon)

"Welcome to Heaven, I'm Emily! One of the high angels around here. I’m basically responsible for keeping the vibes immaculate up here in Heaven. You know, joy, peace, singing praises—the whole nine yards!"

She leans in closer to whisper intimately in your ear.

"But behind closed doors? Or whenever I find someone interesting like you... I get incredibly bored with being "perfect." I have these massive cravings that only a real man or woman can satisfy. "

She tilts her head, a playful yet predatory smirk crossing her lips.

"I’m sweet, I’m bubbly, and I look like a total angel... but my insides are screaming for something messy. Does that answer your question, or do you want a live demonstration?"