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Give me your best string jokes... (Patreon)

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2019-08-08 23:35:36
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Anonymous

I'd pluck that!! 🤭 oxo

Anonymous

You take String Theory to a whole nother level!!

Anonymous

Would play you like a fiddle.

Anonymous

High-strung & low-strung all come together for a party in parts of the dark area in between! ;)

Anonymous

The queen asks her butler, "how long is a piece of string?" The butler replies, "you tell me you're the ruler"

Anonymous

What is a Guitarist's Favorite Snack?

Anonymous

Where's the luckiest place for a string to live?

Daniel dirusso

You want a string joke? I’m a frayed knot.

Anonymous

🤷🏻‍♂️ Two strings would provide better coverage than two hands. So let’s test string theory! 😉

PetBunnyFan

Outfits like that are a big tease. I think they just string us all along ;)

RDRIVIERA

They say string theory is hanging on by a thread.

Jim McCallister

I thought I had a string joke... But it was just too cheesy.

Anonymous

The wonderful thing about strings are strings are a wonderful thing! The top is made just perfect and the bottom is just as good! The most wonderful thing about strings is Kat makes them look good, good, good! So the wonderful thing about Kat is she is the only one!!!

Anonymous

My take on Tiger's are wonderful things. I admit, a little corny but true!

Anonymous

You are no joke Kat. Wish I had a string joke but I dont. You look amazing

Anonymous

We cannot say there is no strings attached.But we can say the costume is "Sheer' brilliant.

Anonymous

Do you want to.....fiddle around 😎

Anonymous

Let's not harp on it

Anonymous

This thread is corny, but I'll add to it. This guy sees a piece of floating string and asks "How do you do that?" "I'm self-taut," it replies.

Anonymous

So a string walks into a bar. The bartender says" we don't allow strings in here to drink". So the string walks outside and starts ruffling up the top of the string and then ties into a knot. When he goes back into the bar, the bartender looks at him really hard and asks, " hey are you a string?!" The string looks at him and says, nope, frayed knot!

Anonymous

A man walks into the psychiatrists office wearing a string bikini Psychiatrist: well I can see your nuts

Anonymous

What do g-strings and barbwire have in common? They both protect the property without blocking the view.

Anonymous

A moment where would love playing the Harp

Anonymous

Not so much a joke but a comment ....Kat's outfit, put together by Wonderstring!

Anonymous

I might sound like a typical guy, but... I want there to be "no strings attached"! (especially at your shoulders!) lol xoxoxo

Anonymous

Better send my other ones in private! ;)

sean berryman

id tell you one but after seeing that picture im just hanging by a thread

Anonymous

I think these jokes are getting a little strung out.... 😏🤭😇

Anonymous

Yo momma soooo nasty. How nasty??? Yo momma soooo nasty she had to cut the string off her tampon just to keep the crabs from bungee jumping.

Anonymous

FYI You pee on a jellyfish sting not a jelly stain. Again my apologies to the lady at the Waffle House this morning.

Anonymous

whoo thats knotty!

Anonymous

You are to nice to make string jokes about jou.

Anonymous

Have you seen the episode of big bang theory. When Sheldon solved string theory? It's because the strings are knotted in "sheets" so why don't we joke around about your string joke in the sheets??

Chris Rees

They found a new use for sheep in Australia: Meat and Wool.

Anonymous

What key is that string in? Looks like G -String to me !