Coming soon: mcdonald’s super size me (Patreon)

I can’t believe they’re building a McDonald’s right in front of my house. Imagine waking up, opening your window, and seeing those golden arches.

I love going to McDonald’s — it’s so tasty and addictive that whenever I’m near one, my appetite kicks in and I need to eat something. Now imagine having one literally right across the street.

I think I’d only be able to walk there during the first few months; after that I’ll have to order delivery because of how fat I’m going to get.