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Open Thoughts on Kingdom Hearts (Patreon)

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2018-08-07 01:40:22
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2026-06
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For anyone unaware, I sometimes record my general feelings on a topic before writing it into a script for a video. I've experienced about 90% of Kingdom Hearts now and I think I have a pretty good grasp on it.

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Conner K

I've never been so excited to listen to Jello review something I like when I know he'll hate it

Jennifer Miller

Wow, just saw your tweet about the final boss of the last game you played sucking and the open thoughts instantly pops up. Doesn't bode well for my favorite JRPG.

Jennifer Miller

Won't listen to till tomorrow, probably. I like to listen to these while setting up breakfast at work.

Michael St. George

I'm in between the two types of fans, in the middle of that spectrum.

Michael St. George

Jello taking issue with abilities that grant a significant advantage against certain enemies and bosses = Jello being dissatisfied with how quickly he grasps the right strats 😜

The Orange Cow

I'm looking forward to the video where you rip this series to shreds, and I say this as a fan(by which I mean I loved the first game as a kid and have despaired over the downward spiral the series has taken). Some thoughts: when people talk about more elegant/less button mashy gameplay, they're talking about post game bosses in 2. The writing/plot is horrible in every way, although I like to pretend that 1 is less bad than the rest. Yes, the disney pacing is terrible. Things almost kind of started sort of making sense with BBS, and then DDD screwed everything up again. Haley Joes voice got super awkward for 2 and on, and kairis role in the story is a joke. Someone less lazy than me needs to clip 14:05-14:20, because it is great. Please please please cover the trainwreck that is the pairing aspect of the fandom

Bobo Kitty

I love Kingdom Hearts to death but yeah...it has a lot of faults to say the least.

Micolash the Slippery One

I like to imagine all the Dudebro gamers at the Microsoft conference thinking "THE FUCK IS THIS DISNEY SHIT, WHERE'S MY HALO OF WAR?"

Missy Curtis

I’m in the “they’re dumb but I like them” camp, mostly because I’m a disney nerd and like to giggle at bad movies or similar such. I have to say that the music is a high point though, and am sad you didn’t seem to like it since you didn’t bring it up as a like. It’s great on its own but the orchestral arrangements are just gorgeous.

BedknobsandBethanies

Dude, FUNimation would hire you in a heartbeat. 👍 Also, apparently Terra is the only character who is kinda useless against super hard bosses. His block is bad among other things, and he doesn't work most of the time. Ven and Aqua don't have this problem, or so I've heard.

Michael St. George

That's a nice thought, though I wouldn't be so quick to attribute to the folks down at FUNimation such ready eagerness on their part to hire talent in a snap-judgement instant, no matter how rare the talent in question.

BedknobsandBethanies

Yeah, that's about right. Still wouldn't be surprised if Jello showed up in a bit role, though.

Kumaclaws

Personally my best experience is to skip the cutscenes and go straight back into the action. Why are you fighting this guy? Just because, he looks dumb so he's probably evil

Jack Griggs

I watched that Goofy death cutscene. That was... impressively terrible.

Fish

I think to be a fan of Kingdom Hearts, you have to understand that it is the most stupid shit ever. Like, I grew up with it, and I really should hate it know, but I don't agree that it takes it self seriously. I think the "fans" act like it is serious, and there is the underlying idea that it is serious. No, it's not. Like, Nomura wrote this in 4 minutes and he doesn't hide it. This game was pitched in an elevator and it wasn't supposed to have a sequel, but people liked it, so it got one. IDK if you played it on Crit or not, but the game is super fun on Crit. It doesn't explain itself, which is irritating and I get why you hate it. It's not an easy game series to get into. It sucks that it is that way. But, if you can look past the sheer stupidness, it's pure magic.