GREAT AT CRIME (Full Song) (Patreon)

Hey!

Normally I try not to preview the full songs before they're available for sale, but like... We've been sitting on this for ages and I only JUST got all the art back. I don't want to spend days animating the lyric video until I'm done with the first pass of audiobook scoring, so I'm just... gonna show this off now, lmao.

LYRICS:

In the dead of midnightSomeone's creeping down the hallSee those yellow uniforms?We're the ones who got it all!

We might trigger an alarmBut we never come to harmBecause before the cops can catch usWe can call my mom

We're Great at Crime(Don't call us dumb!)Yeah we're Great at Crime(I stole some bubblegum!)

The boys in blue are here for youThere is nothing they can do

We scruffle scram skedaddleUp a creek without a paddleNo you cannot rattle usCause we are Great at CrimeLarceny, incarcerated! Arson's kinda overated!There's no reason to debate itGreat at CrimeGreat at crimeGreat at crime

(Na na na na, so gooood~!Yeah yeah yeah, Great at Crime!)

While you’re busy sleepingWe are sneaking through your yard“BEWARE OF DOG” is just a bluffThis won’t be very hard!Your security won’t stop usKnow that you can never top usWe will sneak in through the chimneyAnd then we get stuck…

We're Great at Crime (Help, I can’t get out!!!)Yeah we're Great at Crime(I think I swallowed grout…)

Grab the hootch and then we scootch…Unless you’ve got a scary pooch!Rip ‘n rob ‘n rootleBut it all feels rather futileWhen you’re chewed out by a poodle…No! We’re Great at CrimeLarceny, incarcerated! Arson's kinda overrated!There's no reason to debate itGreat at CrimeGreat at CrimeGreat at Crime

(Great at Crime...So good...We're Great at Crime...Yeah yeah yeah!)

Got a brand new targetThat museum is our next markBreaking in at seven‘Cause we are scared of the dark!And the creeping apprehensionOf the dangers of detentionDoesn’t get a single mention and I’llTell you whyHit me with the motto fellas,ONE MORE TIME

Great at Crime!(I failed remedial english!)Yeah we're Great at Crime!(I don’t understand basic rhyme structure!)

Let’s grab this charm ‘cause what’s the harm?Oh! We triggered the alarm!It’s just a minor hiccupI can call my mom for pickupIt’s the sleeve I got a trick upCause I’m great at crime

Thought that I was cunningBut my mama isn’t comingReally shoulda started runningCause we’re Great at Crime

Coppers were a big surpriseThey’re trying us, we’re evil guys!They wouldn’t be here otherwise, we’reGreat at Crime

Larceny, incarcerated! Arson's kinda overated!There's no reason to debate itGreat at CrimeDoing timeGreat at Crime!