Your Flirty Yandere Wife Uses Her Best Worst Pick Up Lines on You (Patreon)

Script by u/ Yan-Con (with some ad-libs by me!)

You’ve been hard at work all day and your adorably dorky but ever-doting wife has decided to interrupt your flow with some truly awful pick-up lines…

Tags: [F4A]💕[flirty] [cute and corny] [established relationship] [wife speaker and partner listener] [they also talk about honey garlic chicken thighs] [It would be kinda wholesome minus the uh….whole…yandere-ish aspects of her eheh heh heh…]

CW: The speaker discusses hiding bodies and some murder stuff but it’s unclear whether that’s actually happened or if she’s being facetious. 

00:00 Clover says thanks so much for listening
01:43 What would be a fun date activity…
03:16 Hm? Huh? What? Huh? Mm?
06:10 What would you even do with my kidney?
07:36 Oh wow, that must be the one innocent thing I’ve said today!
10:12 Is it cake?

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Some Clovery Thoughts:

A very big thank you to Yan-Con for letting me voice another one of his fun scripts! I love doing yandere scripts that hit that sweet spot between completely ridiculous and flirty fun <3

PC Update: I updated my YouTube community tab with this news but good news and bad news. I sent my little laptop to the computer doctor and they very dramatically told me “she doesn’t have much time left” which is fine and expected but still kinda sucks. I’ve had this laptop for years and editing has been a nightmare lately. Lots of forced restarts and losing hours of editing or the audio itself >< But the good news is that pay day is only a week away and I’m going to try and get a new PC! A lot of folks have very generously donated to my new rig over on my throne and I’m hoping to get something that’ll also let me handle more streaming and fun stuff!

Content Update: Thanks so much for being so patient with me this month. There are 99 days left in the year and I’m hoping to bring you something awesome for at least 80 of them! (that’s a B, right?) I have some really fun scripts that were commissioned from the wonderful folks on the Lucky Us Tier that I’m gonna send over for approvals in the next few days and some other great script fills for awesome authors <3 Fingers crossed that the old girl keeps kicking before I get a new one!

Thank you all for being so extremely cool!! 💕🍀♣️