[M4A] "Cash Grab" ~ [Bonus] [Deadpool Impression] [TW Suicidal Ideation] Deadpool talks you down off the ledge [4th Wall Breaking] (Patreon)

Hiya Geeks, I mean Squad... Err... Geek Squad... yeah, that's it! 😅

So I cannot tell you the amount of times I've been told that I sound like Ryan Reynolds. Like seriously, the number of comments I've received over on reddit over the years and even here on Patreon about the issue is literally staggering, especially when I never would've thought it myself. Well... since I'm taking the week off I figured I'd go ahead and finally do a Deadpool script to give y'all something fresh and different to enjoy!

Oh, and talk about timing... I tried searching for scripts for the character and they're like far and impossible to find! However, lupinstolemyheart from reddit came in clutch with their timing and happened to pen one just last week! Please give her a round of applause for being the person to blame should this crash and burn... kidding kidding. Also, is my writing this in the style of Deadpool getting a little grating, annoying even?! 🤣 Haha, then I hope my little Deadpool sketch above can at least win me a few points in the creativity department cause I felt this fun and outta left field audio deserved a little amateur artwork ✍🏼

And as a bit of a spoiler warning: there are a number of inside jokes and references surrounding the author -- that way you're aware of what's going on, that way you don't get lost haha.

P.S I still don't really hear the Ryan Reynolds much in my voice... however, there's a spot when I say, "I'm not criticizing..." that I was like, "ahhhhh is that what people are talking about?!" 😆 So fair warning, I'm no impressionist and I did my best with the limited amount of flexibility my voice and acting chops could give, so do be gentle with me 🙏🏼

Script by: lupinstolemyheart (reddit)Script offer: found here (reddit)

(All audios on this page are of a fictional nature and performed by me for entertainment and artistic purposes. Intended audience is strictly for adults 18+)