Writerssssss PROMPT: who wants to write a sweet/angsty fic of Crowley chaperoning Muriel on a date with the disposable demon? (Patreon)

Muriel: He saved me…from Hastur! And HE DIED!!! *sobs*

Crowley: oh oh no! Don’t do that! Don’t cry!

Muriel: HE WAS MY FRIEND AND EVERYONE WAS MEAN TO HIM *sobs* JUST BECUASE HE WAS MY FRIEND!!!! Why couldn’t we just be friends??? Why couldn’t we??? He liked ducks too.

Crowley:…of course you can. Of course you can be friends! But listen! No more tears!

Muriel: YOU HATED HIM TOO!

Crowley: I didn’t! I just…wanted you to be safe! That’s why I chased him away. I didn’t hate him. I was keeping you safe.

Muriel: I was safe…with him.

Eric: *sobs* it’s true, bruh. Muriel is safe with me!

Crowley: WHERE DID YOU COME FR…Nono. It’s fine. This is fine. Please everyone stop crying.