Gee I wonder who would like some sexy ShaxFREAM! (Patreon)

Human AU head canon!

Phineas Furfur is a reclusive virgin who lives with his abominable mother who is abusive.

He works alone at home as a web programmer for nonprofits. Meaning he’s BROKE.

Until he gets an email from a new client who wants a website done for her…profession.

Guess how she pays him!!!