Steel Embrace (Patreon)

“Spotted: two generations of muscle maniacs duking it out in the suburban backyard. Mom’s been bench-pressing groceries since ’82, and now I’m here trying not to spill her luggage as she flex-drops me into next week. Who needs tearful hugs when you can have arm-wrestling goodbyes? 💪😂 #BeefyBonding #FlexAndFarewell #GirlPower”