Cousin from another world (Patreon)

“Scott, come down here please.” Scott’s mother called to her son. The twenty-year-old rolled out of bed, landing with an awkward thud. He hated living at home, but he was a poor college student on summer vacation. 

He marched downstairs in his Avengers pajama pants and Superman t-shirt. His brown hair sticking up at all sides. He was still annoyed that he had next to no facial hair and was skinny as a stick even though he attempted to work out every week. 

His mother was waiting for him at the bottom of the stairs. She had a bag packed and he almost forgot she was going away for a business trip. Scott still wasn’t sure what his mom did, but he knew she made good money to be able to support them on a single salary. 

“Now, I’m sure you forgot but I need you to pick up your cousin from the airport today.” His mother said and Scott did forget. He forgot a lot of what his mother told him when he was gaming.  

“I didn’t forget.” He lied. “I just don’t see why I have to pick her up.” 

He knew he was cruising for a financial bruising. His mother paid all of his bills and pissing her off would lose him some monetary freedom. She tapped her food on the hardwood, her sign of annoyance.  

“I am going away and I need you to keep Hannah occupied till I get back. This is her first time in America, she is your own age. Show her the sights or whatever, just make her happy till I get back.” His mother said. She had barely met her niece since her sister moved to Germany right out of high school. 

“I just don’t want to be chaperone for some European weirdo.” Scott said and he knew he had said the wrong thing. 

“Scott, she is your cousin and if you want to live under this roof, you will treat her with respect.” His mother chastised him. Living at home had its bonuses for his wallet, but not for his self-esteem as his mother talked to him like he was a child, again.  “I bought you a car, I give you an allowance. If you want to keep those things, you’ll do as your told.” 

Scott backed down as he wanted to keep those things. His mother didn’t even give him her customary kiss on the cheek. He tried to use the free time to relax but his mom had left plenty of notes reminding him to pick up Hannah all over the house. 

He showered, dressed into a pair of jeans and a Call of Duty t-shirt and drove over to the airport. They lived only forty minutes away from the airport, so it wasn’t that bad and shockingly the roads weren’t that busy. It was a nice day as the sun was shining as Scott got out of his tan sedan, his mother even made him a sign that read Hannah to hold up. 

He awkwardly held it up, trying to look cool and failing. He wondered how many minutes he would have to wait before he could just go. He watched as people poured out; he didn’t know what to expect when he saw his long-distance cousin. 

He perked up a bit as a tall, leggy blonde stepped out of the terminal. She was wearing a sweater and a pair of skinny jeans with a pair of flats. Her blonde hair was up in a bun, and she looked like a model. Her eyes lit up as they landed on Scott and his sign. 

Scott didn’t know what to expect as he had never met this cousin, but seeing her walk out from the terminal told him all he needed to know.  

She was hot. Beyond hot honestly. She walked over and Scott realized she was taller than him by a good few inch. Scott was slightly below average height for a man and Hannah was above for a woman. He felt like a shrimp next to the head cheerleader. 

Her smile lit up the terminal and his life. 

“Guten mogen, Cousin Scott.” She said pulling him in for a hug. Her English was very good with only a little accent. He awkwardly hugged her back, trying to keep his lower body in control. 

“Hi, Hannah.” He said his voice cracking as the embrace ended.  

“It is so good to finally meet you. I have heard so much.” She took a step back and looked him up and down. Scott felt embarrassed as he probably looked like a dork to her. “Du bist einfach so subs.” 

He had no idea what she said as he didn’t speak German. He chuckled awkwardly. 

“What does that mean?” 

“Oh, I forget you don’t speak German.” She ignored his question. “I am so glad to finally be able to see America.” 

Scott opened the door to his car and let her in. He tried to calm down as this was his cousin and he was just alone with her for a few days, she was also hot. 

“So, back to the house. I’m sure you know mom is away for a few days.” He said laughing awkwardly. She laughed too and he blushed. 

“Ja, I know. I won’t give you a hard time.” She said laughing and Scott worried for a moment she felt something during their hug. 

“What?” He said trying not to be that awkward. 

“Oh, I am just a bit older, I must give you hard time, yes? That is typical American family things.” She said smiling. 

“Ohh, yeah I guess.” He blushed at the idea of her giving him a hard time. 

“All I know from America is cartoons. I loved them all, it felt so fun and mischievous here.” She said as they drove back to the house. He tried to make small talk, but she just kept talking about American cartoons. Scott had seen them and grown up with them all, but Hannah was downright obsessed knowing each episode and title. 

“I love the episode with the goat.” She said laughing as she referred to the Fairly Odd Parents, while Scott pulled up into the driveway. 

“Wow, such a big home.” Hannah said, stepping out of the car as Scott stopped. She looked at him and smiled. He thought he might melt.  

“Come cousin, I want to do fun American things.”  

He showed her inside and into the guest room. Hannah tossed her things down and followed him as he gave a tour of the house. Finally, they ended back in the living room. They stood awkardly for a moment before Scott spoke. 

“So, what do you want to do? I know this is your first time in America, but whatever you want to do I am down.” He said and her eyes lit up.  

“I know I want to be American prank puller.” She said proud of herself. 

“What?” Scott asked a bit confused by what she wanted to do. Before he could question further, she pulled him into a headlock. She was stronger than she looked and far stronger then him. He could do little more than grumble as she ran her knuckles up and down his head. 

“Nooji, nooji.” She said as she did it, mispronouncing noogie. After a moment of discomfort for Scott, she let go and he awkwardly touched his head. It was sore as she smiled. 

“I want to do them all.” Hannah said and Scott realized he might have bitten off more than he could chew.  

“I will go get changed, we must watch American cinema cousin.” Hannah ran off and Scott wasn’t sure what to expect from the rest of her visit. He changed back into a pair of gym shorts and expected to hangout around the house the rest of the day. 

He walked by Hannah’s room a few times, but only heard her speaking German. The one sentence he made out was Er ist perfekt fur streiche. He had no idea what that meant. After a good session of gaming Scott went to grab a drink from the fridge. He went back to his room and his jaw dropped. 

Hannah was in his room. She was wearing just a white tank top and a green pair of booty shorts. She was facing away from him, and he got a good view of her ample backside. He dropped his closed can of soda and fought the urge to slap her behind. She giggled and brought him back to reality. 

“You wear funny underhose, cousin.” Hannah said as she turned towards Scott. She held something in her hand and he realized what it was. His face turned bright red as she was holding up a pair of his bright blue briefs. She giggled at seeing his face and Scott hadn’t felt this much embarrassment since high school. 

He snatched the undies from her hands and turned away to hide his blushing face and to toss the blue briefs somewhere out of sight. They had just left his hands when he felt movement behind him. His cousin was still playing prank master and he was still the victim. 

He felt her hands on the side of his shorts. Scott could do nothing as she yanked his shorts down. Instinctively his hands moved to his crotch to hide what little dignity he had left. The shorts easily fell to his ankles from her simple tug. She had yanked them down and was standing again before he could barely turn around. 

“Rot.” She said laughing as she pointed to his bright red briefs. “They match your face.”  

She laughed and pointed as Scott’s brain took a second to reboot. He opened his mouth to say something witty, he hoped, but instead just picked up his shorts. Hannah began walking out of the room. 

“You are too funny cousin.” She said leaving him to his shame. “Ein alberner junge.” 

Hannah left Scott alone and he had no idea what to think. On the one hand, she had just humiliated him plus the noogie earlier. But he also realized deep down in a place he’d never admit existed, he found it crazy attractive. He pushed those feelings to the side and went back to gaming.  

Scott woke up the next morning, showered and dressed without seeing Hannah. He was downstairs in the kitchen when she walked in still in her short shorts and tank top. 

“Guten mogen.” She said stretching and Scott maintained control as she shuffled passed him. He wasn’t sure what to say or what to do.  

“Hannah, can we talk?” He asked. His voice was a bit nervous speaking to her. Besides the fact she had embarrassed him and proved she was stronger, she was hot. 

“Ja?” She sat at the table waiting for Scott to continue.  

“I know you want to be American prankster, but maybe you could lay off with that just for a bit. You are a little intense.” He said awkwardly as she took in what he was saying. “Please?” 

She nodded for a moment before speaking. 

“Wie sagt man das? Here is my counter proposal.” She said and Scott listened, not expecting to like what she said next. 

“I want to be American prankster and bully like all my favorite cartoons. You are perfekt target. You let me do that for the rest of the day and maybe I let you do get me back.” She said, she chose her words carefully. His jaw almost dropped. He didn’t expect her to come back with a counteroffer, just a te-he sure.  

“And if I refuse?” He asked nervously. 

“I do what I want anyway.” 

It was clear there was only one choice. 

“I accept.” 

Scott regretted the decision as soon as he said it, not that Hannah did anything right off the bat. She just smiled and told him she wanted to see an American shopping mall. She went and got changed while Scott started the car. She came out a bit later and looked hot as ever. Her blonde hair was down wearing a white t-shirt and jeans.  

Scott drove her to the mall, which was nearby. He pulled up and they sat in the car for a moment. She was giddy with excitement at going to a real mall.  

“Hey, I know you want to do that prank stuff, but maybe not here?” He asked, trying to be reasonable. “Maybe, not in public.” 

Hannah thought for a moment before answering. 

“I cannot make promises, cousin. I might, I might not.” She said as she got out of the car and began walking to the mall. Scott gulped and followed after her, not wanting to lose his German cousin before his mom got home.  

She was faster than he expected. By the time he got into the mall, she was already in the store. Specifically, Victoria’s Secret. Scott blushed; he had never gone in there let alone with a girl. He couldn’t just wait outside and followed his cousin. 

She was looking at the underpants as Scott approached, clearly uncomfortable. The cashier watched as he followed Hannah around. 

“Do you think this would look good on me, cousin?” Hannah asked holding a white thong against her jeans. He blushed as the cashier raised an eyebrow at hearing the word cousin.  

“I.. Huh...I huha.” Scott tried to figure out what to say as Hannah. She giggled and pulled the thong away from her pants and draped it over her cousin’s head. Scott was mortified as it took him longer than he thought possible to get the thong off his head. The cute cashier was giggling as Scott followed Hannah, who was now in the fuller coverage panty section. 

“These look like yours, cousin.” Hannah said holding up a hot pink pair of briefs. Scott’s face turned hot pink as he saw the cashier giggle. He was glad the store was empty as this was mortifying enough. He gave an awkward smile to the cashier, a black woman who was about his age with beautiful eyes and hair. If he wasn’t being so embarrassed by Hannah, he’d be nervous being around another hot woman. 

“No, they don’t.” Scott said through his teeth as he walked over to his cousin. She used the waistband of the hot pink briefs to fire them at Scott. They were right on for his face as he walked over, but surprising even himself, he caught them. 

Scott put them back on the table and realized he had lost sight of Hannah. It already gave him a bad feeling, that turned worse when he felt fingers slip down the back of his jeans. The cashier was looking directly at him and he tried not to betray what was happening. All the woman could see was Scott with Hannah behind him. 

“Not here, not now.” He said whimpering to himself as Hannah’s fingers wrapped around the waistband of his undergarments. He hadn’t been given a wedgie since high school and that was only because the girls’ softball team had found him spying on them. 

“This one was always my favorite, cousin. I did it to everyone back home.” Hannah whispered in his ear and Scott had to ignore the fact it was the closest any woman had been to his ear. Her hot breath kicking off primal instincts he didn’t know he had. 

That didn’t last long as Hannah viciously yanked his green briefs with the gray waistband out of his pants. His eyes bugged out of his head for a moment from the force of the cotton being crammed between his cheeks.  

The cashier looked at him confused for a moment. It took her another few seconds to realize what was going on and a huge smile came across her face. While Scott was in pain and Hannah was preoccupied, the cashier turned her phone’s video recording on and aimed it at the pair. She already had the perfect title, wedgie dork. 

Hannah pulled higher, getting the leg holes out on his briefs. He was on his tippy toes, leaning on the display of panties. 

“Grun? Wunderbar.” Hannah said laughing as she pulled on Scott’s briefs. He tried not make a sound as his face went pink from the embarrassment and the pain. 

“If you admit these panties look like the ones you wear, I’ll stop.” Hannah said, offering him a deal. He knew that if he took it, he’d be her bitch forever. 

“No.” Scott said weakly. Even he was surprised at how high pitched and whiney his voice sounded. Hannah didn’t say anything else and Scott thought for a moment that this was all over. 

Instead, his cousin began pulling him by his underpants. He tried to fight back, but failed miserably as if he tried to stop Hannah would just yank the green briefs higher. He stumbled around as Hannah walked him like he was on a leash. He let out a pained gasp in horror as he realized she was leading him to the cute cashier. 

The cashier was covering her mouth, she didn’t want to laugh in his face. But it was near impossible at the sight of the blonde dragging the dork over by his undies. He tried to look as cool as possible as Hannah dragged him to the cash register.  

“Hello.” Hannah said as Scott stood there in awkward pain. 

“Hi.” The cashier said giggling. 

“Can you settle an argument between me and my cousin?” She asked and the cashier nodded that she could. 

Scott was helpless as Hannah turned him around, using his briefs as a leash to make him face away from the cashier. His face went red at what the cute girl behind the counter was seeing. The cute cashier couldn’t hide her laughter now at looking at Scott’s back. 

His green briefs were being held out of his pants by Hannah, who forced them to right below his shoulder blades. The leg holes were out, making it clear he was wearing briefs. He could feel his cousin taking joy in humiliating him in front of this woman. 

“I want to confirm that my cousin wears similar panties to what you have in the store.” Hannah said smiling. “He said, no they are different.” 

“Well, he is wearing briefs which are a similar cut.” The cashier said. Hannah was smiling at that. 

“Danke. I told you cousin Scott, these are panties.” Hannah said letting the waistband go and allowing it to snap back against his back. He took a few steps away and kept his head down. He turned around not looking at the cashier, who was still laughing at him, as he fixed his briefs. 

“Come, Scott. I want to shop.” Hannah said and they did.  

Hannah shopped for hours as Scott packed the things in his small car. They arrived home and Hannah had mostly not done anything to Scott. She did make him carry all her new items into the house. She was waiting by the front door when Scott brought the last bag in. 

“What’s wrong, cousin?” She asked playfully. Hannah knew exactly what was wrong. He looked up a bit annoyed. 

“You humiliated me at the mall. Like total, uber humiliation.” He said a bit indignantly. She giggled. 

“I did. I guess I should let you get revenge.” She said as she turned away from him and bent over a little. She was throwing her butt towards him, and Scott blushed. Hannah looked back and stuck her tongue out at him, then she reached back into her jeans and pulled up just a bit of her seamless, thick white thong. 

“One time offer, Scott.” She said teasingly. 

He couldn’t resist. He marched towards her and grabbed the top of her thong. He didn’t hesitate as he began pulling on the thong. Hannah let out a small squeal as Scott yanked on her undies. Nothing could stop him. 

Almost nothing. 

“Scott? What are you doing?” His mother’s voice broke his moment of zen as he stopped pulling and froze. His mother just walked in, back from her short trip to see Scott giving his cousin a wedgie. 

“What childishness.” His mother scolded him. 

“Aunt Emily, cousin Scott said he would show me some fun American joke.” Hannah said playing the misunderstanding foreigner. He let the thong go and snap against his cousin’s back. 

“Mom, I can explain.” Scott said as he turned to face his mother. He tried but couldn’t actually explain as Hannah stepped behind him. 

“Aunt Emily? I may get him back?” Hannah asked and his mother nodded.  

“Yes, I think you should.” His mom told Hannah. 

Scott had no time to process as his cousin reached into his jeans once again and gave him a mega wedgie, this time in front of his mom. His butt was in agonizing pain as his mom chastised him. 

“How do you like it, Scott?” She asked as he was yanked to his tippy toes by his undies.  

“You just keep pulling Hannah, I am going to put my things away.” His mother said, leaving leave them alone as she talked under her breath at how disappointed she was in her twenty-year-old son. Hannah let go and Scott was left once again to pick his massive wedgie. 

“We are going to have so much fun.” Hannah said and Scott couldn’t wait for her to go back to Germany.