Halloween Caption (Patreon)

You got invited to a Halloween house party, the first in years. A lot of guys went all out with inflatable costumes or ones with a lot of prop weapons. You kept it simple, you got your best button down shirt, pair of jeans, fake glasses, suspenders and a pencil protector for your pocket. You went as a classic nerd.

You even decided to get method and wore your only pair of tighty whities to complete the look, not that you expected anyone to see your bright white briefs. The party is going great, you win some beer pong, talk to some friends, meet some new ladies and you are just going to grab a fresh beer when Catwoman appears.

Clearly not actually Catwoman, but a hottie at the party who is a bit drunk but also isn't pleased you beat her friends at beer pong. It may have been a friendly game, but she would still rather you have lost.

"What are you dressed up as?" She asked. "A Nerd?"

She walks towards you seductively and whatever danger you should have been sensing goes away as her hands land on your shoulders. She gives a little twap of the suspenders, doesn't cause pain but a bit of surprise.

"I think your costume is missing something." She said seductively leaning in and whispering into your ear. You gulp, not sure what she meant at all. You give her a quizzical look.

"A new hat." She said before looking around at the party, which was still in full swing. She cleared her throat.

"Now turn around and let me yank those dorky undies over your head." She said loud enough to get a lot of peoples attention. Your eyes go wide and you are a bit slower thanks to all the drinking. Before you know it you are spun around away from her and he gloved hands are digging into the back of your pants, grabbing the tighty whities you thought no one would see.

"Looks like someone fully committed to the costume." Someone from the crowd said, getting a big laugh. You open your mouth to defend yourself but before you can the pulling begins. You will be getting a new hat.