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You walk down the empty street a bit nervous as you've heard what happens when someone walks down Pulling Blvd. You are halfway home when to figures jump out in front of you. They are two very attractive, very dangerous looking women. You know you are in  the wrong neighborhood.

"Came to the wrong neighborhood, Nerd!" The dark skinned badass tells you as she and her friend give a quick salute to your shorts.

"Assume the position for the wedgie of a lifetime!" The whiter woman added, her undies already looking like they were practiced on.

You take a deep sigh as you know there is no escape. You turn around and wait for the wedgie of a life time.