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Our two-hour audio feature has arrived and it is monstrous!

This monster is also available on YouTube! Share it with other weirdos!

The Colossus was written, directed, and scored by Chad Fifer, with additional audio production by Erik Peabody of Viking Guitar Productions and is based on the short story "The Colossus of Ylourgne" by Clark  Ashton Smith.

The Colossus stars...

Andrew Leman as THE MOVIE 

Chris Lackey as Bernard and the Angry Dad 

Hal Lublin as The Apothecary

Jaime Andrews as Istarelle

Greig Johnson as Stephane and Nathaire

Heather Klinke as Aggie, Dorothy and the Old Woman

Chad Fifer as Gaspard, The Enchanter and Jacque le Loupgarou

Rachel Lackey as Cosette and the Lady du Nord

Levi Nunez as Grand Papa, Red, Pierre and the Custodian

Bill Sebastian as The Cleric

Andrew Staton as the Marquis du Nord and Goon #1

Erik Peabody as Theophile and Goon #2

Andreas Olavarria as The Abbot

K.J. Middlebrooks as Jehan

Scott MacDonell as Mr. Daring

Megan Austin Oberle as Mrs. Daring

Joshua Bentley as The Naysayer

Jeff C. Carter as Big Ears

Dana Pupkin as Sephora 

and Andrew Leman once again as The Sexton

This production also featured the tracks Hellions and Blasphemy by Pitch Black Manor as well as Obliterator by Viking Guitar.

COLOSSAL THANKS TO OUR PATRONS FOR MAKING THIS POSSIBLE!

Comments

ChiveOnOCM

Always an EPIC listen.

SoSpoke

This is one of my go to's every december deep clean of the house, its just amazing all around. I tend to lose focus while i work so i catch something new every year. I missed the joke about the expandable horse after aggie leaves mirror women because "only room for one" until now. And the deer sniffing grass opening, you can faintly hear chad i assume doing some sniffs in the background is hilariously unnecessary but appreciated

Cole Caron

Props for keeping so many hyphenated adjectives.

Dennis Bashaw

This is great! Thanks so much for creating this. Would love to hear more of gaspar, aggies, and isterelle.

James Anthony

So happy I was able to start my shift at work listening to this :-)

Morgan Tudball

The surprise cameo of the 'The Day of the Dragon' southern lawyer voice had me creased at work!

Colm Kearns (edited)

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2026-09-10 00:00 I'm so excited for this that I'm actually saving it for tomorrow after work, so that I can start my weekend in the most colossally brilliant way. Happy Halloween Chad & Chris! And to all ye strange supporters of strange studies of strange stories !
2021-10-28 12:38 I'm so excited for this that I'm actually saving it for tomorrow after work, so that I can start my weekend in the most colossally brilliant way. Happy Halloween Chad & Chris! And to all ye strange supporters of strange studies of strange stories !

I'm so excited for this that I'm actually saving it for tomorrow after work, so that I can start my weekend in the most colossally brilliant way. Happy Halloween Chad & Chris! And to all ye strange supporters of strange studies of strange stories !

Jonathon Alvis

Congratulations on such an awesome achievement! I would love to buy this as a vinyl album. What are the odds of that happening? I’d settle for a cd, of course, as long as it had some nifty ephemera, like DART releases. Still, a vinyl record would be best.

The Evil Cub

That was wonderful and hilarious and what an All Star cast! I laughed out loud quite a few times. I hope it brings you all great success. At least enough to have made this worth the effort. I hope more projects like this will come along when the spirit moves you.

Michele Stuart

Love this! So much fun. I really enjoyed the original story but approve of your changes across the board.

Robert Ayers

This RULED. Silly, self-aware, brilliant and vivid. I could have easy listened to 10 hours of this. A colossal success!

Paul Middleton

Just listened to this, very funny, more of this type of content please!

Giovanni

Utterly brilliant and enjoyable adaptation!

Karl Haikara

I really enjoyed this! Was very entertaining and ended with me wanting more! I'd be very happy if you do a sequel to this of Gaspar's further adventures.

Chris

This was so much fun. Is the text available?

Martin Cuthbert

Yeah you did this fucking ages ago but whatever, I just listened to it. Fuck me, this was the Evil Dead 2 of audio plays. The best movie i have ever listened to. Thank you, thank you, thank you