Digest for a Moment... (Patreon)

... Even if you're lactose intolerant.

It's not a frequent thing. Not constant. Sporadic, would be more like it. Downright occasional. But, from time to time, when the stars align, and the the hormones go particularly wild, I find it necessary to whip out these little gadgets.

They're portable. Battery powered. A particularly good friend took the liberty of buying them for me a little while back, and I couldn't be more grateful. They go right over the nip, and start chugging away. In my case, they just sort of smush on top and get enveloped in the depths. One doesn't want to brag, but that's only Natalia you're seeing in the picture. (With a tiny sliver of Olga on the right, peeking out to say hi, because she's an attention wh0re.)