This is kinda fun... (Patreon)

It may not come as s surprise to a lot of you that I wear T shirts kinda funny. But as a denizen of the early 2000s, I have an affinity for a good old fashioned graphic tee, and wore a great many of them proudly, especially before the boobies went haywire."Back in my day, we wore our personalities on our shirts, before the rest a' ya' whippersnappers came along and started wearing suspenders and eating the avocado toast..."Fast forward a little. A cool T shirt company reached out to me on Instagram. Free shirt in exchange for a posted pic on IG? I felt compelled to ask if this company had *seen* my Instagram account. Indeed, they had. So how 'bout it?Haha... no kidding... does that mean I'm an influencer now? Never thought I'd be a vehicle through which effective niche market was achieved, but here we are. Plus hell, free shirt's a free shirt — the clarion call of an entire American generation!The shirt arrived today, sure enough. It's pretty fun. It's never not a BIT of a sting to order an XXL (even then, it's looking a wee snug, but not too bad), but I have to take comfort in the fact that it's European sizing. Bonus points: it's long, so I don't need to worry about popping out the bottom!Now, I suppose I'll have to arrange a "fashion shoot." I might be a little persnicketous with the images (and will probs have to master the timer on my phone) so if there are any outtakes, you'll be the first to know.