Freak Hair (Patreon)

No picture with this one, because it wouldn't be appropriate. 🤢

But, have any of you ever heard of a "freak hair?"

It's that one errant follicle on your body that lies dormant for a while, until one day, you wake you to find one super long, thin, fine hair is just, all of a sudden, there.

We're all mammals. And as a result, we all have a base-layer of body hair, carried over from our distant ancestors in the trees.

That's normal. I'm talking about the one that surprises you. The one you knew wasn't there yeaterday, and all of a sudden, you're all like "where did this long-ass ganky hair come from?!"

I found one of those today. Right on my left boob, about three inches above my nipple. I know my boob skin has been kinda stretched out lately, so I can't blame a follicle or two for freaking out. But damn, son. Tweezers, pinch, alas.

By the way, here's a random fun fact about the lady folk, suited perfectly for your next trivia night: Almost all of us have a few hairs around our nipples. Like chest hairs, with the length, girth and color. But only a few, and right around the perimeter of the nip. We hate talking about them, always pluck those fuckers indiscriminately, and move on with our lives. But they're there.

Kinda weird, right? But hand to god, totally a thing. I thought I was the only one, until I was about... 28? Crazy stuff.