021/365: Quest for Flannel (Patreon)

I'm sure there are going to be more shots of this shirt. It's part of a recent shipment of clothing I got on Amazon, and I admit, I rolled the dice on it a little bit. Flannel is fickle and it doesn't tend to stretch a lot. But I thought… Who knows? Maybe an XXXXXL will work? (Chinese sizing, so more like an XXXL, but still...).

Alas, the buttons barely close, there's some pretty substantial gapping, and if I breathe too deeply, the thing will probably pop right open, giving eye injuries to anybody who happens to be within the range of a flying button.

Oh, and did I mention that I kind of fall out the bottom? In case it's hard to tell…

One day, I keep telling myself… One day I will find a downright tent of a flannel shirt, and will then ask my seamstress to achieve the impossible.

[Ed. note: It may look like the girls are getting uncomfortably squished, but no worries. It was a "stage squish," and they're just fine.]