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Would you rather... (Patreon)

Published:
2020-01-30 01:55:18
Edited:
2025-10-03 04:35:35
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2026-06
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Would you rather fart every time you laugh, or burp every time you cry?

Would you rather poop your pants once a year in public, or every day in private?

Would you rather fight 100 duck-sized horses, or one horse-sized duck?

Would rather be able to speak to animals, or communicate in every language in the world?

Would you rather begin every sentence with "Hey, Idiot," or end every sentence with "Haha, I was just kidding."?

It's questions like this that make me stare at walls for a long time...

(For me: burp; annually in public; horse-sized duck; every language; and "Hey, idiot.")

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Cristian

We had nearly all the same answers except the second to last one. Humans are terrible and I’d rather communicate with animals

Skyler Patrick Wright

Biggest most beautiful naturals I've ever seen in my whole life, major thumbs up!

Alex U

Burp, public, duck-sized horses, animals, hey idiot

Stephen Prandy

Not that I'm trying to copy off of you but u picked all the things I really wanted to pick

Colton Westran

Q1:2, Q2:1,Q3:1,Q4:2,Q4:1 but really neither. Sorry, I just wanted to say that I really love your posts, Heather, all the stories and essays are really cool, and I really enjoy your writing style.

Colton Westran

And obviously your body and face, are really awesome looking as well.

Dildo Saggins

Farting while laughing just comes with age so I might as well get a jump on that Same for soiled britches, but that one gets more public now and then. Might still go with one a year in that area though The one horse sized duck would be pretty easy to juke, so I could get an advantage that way. Maybe use a loaf of bread as bait? I prefer most animals to most humans, and translators already exist, so talking to animals would at least be unique if not helpful The last one is strangely the toughest. One way you're sometimes a dick and sometimes playful, but never professional. The other way you're covered when you really are kidding, but completely unable to be sincere at all... Might have to go with Hey, idiot! for that one

Colton Westran

Thanks for doing this, I really appreciate it. I'd really like to become a speed reader, and this, I feel, really helps me improve my reading and visualization. Your awesome, please keep it up!

Luca Paghera

For me: burp; annually in public; duck-sized horses; every language; "Hey, idiot." we are almost the same! P.S. you are beautiful!!!

Robert Johnson

Burp, duck horse size, defecate myself in public, talk to animals and Haha I'm kidding

Robert Johnson

You keep looking more beautiful and younger with every new photo.

Bob Clevenger

Burp, 1x per year in public, 100 duck-sized horses because horses are generally pretty friendly whilst ducks can be nasty, universal polyglot would be awesome, "Hey Idiot!" and hope I get an interview with a certain politician.

Robert Johnson

I already speak pseudo two/ three languages. As a biochemist it's just kind of learning a new language.

Robert Johnson

My reasoning no one has been able to talk to animals and I'll find a program or someone who knows how to talk to everything in human ,and jokes are easier than insults to explain.

Robert Johnson

The only reason why is it would be a nice if Jeopardy that way

Robert Johnson

Also, I'd like to find a reason that I would be able to probably say hey idiot in a polite way.

A1stp

great pic. i agree with your answers except language. would luv to be able to talk to them , esp to help them when they are unwell.

Michael G

I’d rather lick your nipples every time I cum