Pardon the Mess (Patreon)

The memory on my phone was almost full, so I was going through and deleting a bunch of pictures. This one almost made the chopping block. The room was too messy, the lighting kind of chopped my head off, and if you ask any woman over the age of 25 how she feels about downward-up angles, you’ll get the same negative response (though even I have to admit that my legs look ah-maaazing... wonder why nobody ever notices those... 🤪)

And God knows what I was thinking with that piece of lingerie I got for a euro, that was way too hopelessly small to fit my body, but if I chopped it up and tied it back together, would create a sort-of boobs-only halter-top sling-style (what can only be loosely described as) piece of neglegee.

But… I don’t know. Chubby-looking arms and weirdly-squished left boob aside, it just seemed kind of fun, and demure, and something to liven up an otherwise drab Sunday.

Man, I’m one hell of a saleswoman, huh? 😜🤦🏻‍♀️