Psychedelic Dressing Room 5: Whatever This Thing Is (Patreon)

I guess it's a smock? Not sure. It's this thin polyester material with this pastoral scene on the bottom. Why was this created? For whom? It's certainly large enough to considered a coverup for My 600-Pound Life: Beach Edition. 

I don't know why, but it feels like I've seen this fabric before. Some tablecloth buried deep in my grandparents' attic? Curtains from a farmhouse kitchen? Whichever the case, it does fall into the category of "This was sold somewhere, once, as clothing, and I'm not exactly sure why."

Though, who am I kidding. When summertime rolls back around? I'm probably gonna be living in this thing. The age of Coronavirus has dulled my otherwise impeccable (haha) sartorial edge, so silly flowy things with fields on them? Just the next stage in my evolution before becoming crazy cat lady.

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