Bounty Hunter Noodles! [Reality B3-BP] (Patreon)

[G.H.] You know, there's plenty of ways to cook a mushroom.

[J.L.] Not for me. Last time I tried one in college, I felt like I was walking up an infinitely long stairway...

...oh, you mean to eat.

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